Phoegonix
@phoegonix.bsky.social
Oklahoma Democrat, dot of blue in a sea of red. Originally from Des Moines, Iowa.
I donot thik momb is Okey. I mayde merder muffins on her lapp tu try tu help.
January 8, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I donot thik momb is Okey. I mayde merder muffins on her lapp tu try tu help.
Nise chare. I ambe undercubbers.
January 6, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Nise chare. I ambe undercubbers.
I byte momb todaye, she srcatch me too goode by my butts and I culdnt helpd it. Whye she scrach so goode if not wantd bytes? 100% goode, oranj ca'at behaviores.
January 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I byte momb todaye, she srcatch me too goode by my butts and I culdnt helpd it. Whye she scrach so goode if not wantd bytes? 100% goode, oranj ca'at behaviores.
Were Alice in Chains
January 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Were Alice in Chains
Yaye, I cheerin yuo!
January 2, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Yaye, I cheerin yuo!
Tooo tiwerd fore rezlooshins. Shuld nott oplize to ca'ats.
January 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Tooo tiwerd fore rezlooshins. Shuld nott oplize to ca'ats.
At leest yors is ca'at. Myne is doge.
December 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
At leest yors is ca'at. Myne is doge.
If yuo snuggold momb all cute, she don mynd hyjinckes afters.
December 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If yuo snuggold momb all cute, she don mynd hyjinckes afters.
Sandor alreddy gonn. Shelve trespace don matters nowe!
December 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Sandor alreddy gonn. Shelve trespace don matters nowe!
Cleenin my toeses so Sandor don't say I dirtyfoot!
December 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Cleenin my toeses so Sandor don't say I dirtyfoot!
Oranj ca'at soludaraty. Ower yaps stayn shutt!
December 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Oranj ca'at soludaraty. Ower yaps stayn shutt!
We iz also oklhombin ca'ats. I donot like snowe, an baby Bosey never seent it. Maybe nevver will at tihs rayte.
December 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
We iz also oklhombin ca'ats. I donot like snowe, an baby Bosey never seent it. Maybe nevver will at tihs rayte.
Momb say I hav eet tomuch cheeze alreddy. I say tihs ca'atree mayk my butts lookin big.
December 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Momb say I hav eet tomuch cheeze alreddy. I say tihs ca'atree mayk my butts lookin big.
No. I sleepe on momb's sock-foot. Arizened is not fore me.
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
No. I sleepe on momb's sock-foot. Arizened is not fore me.
I iz greetn this blankee wihtmy fayce.
December 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I iz greetn this blankee wihtmy fayce.
If mye brotherr didnot eet itall, wold be plentee.
December 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
If mye brotherr didnot eet itall, wold be plentee.
Second-human refilled tha bowle. I didnot qwite sta'arve, but was close.
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Second-human refilled tha bowle. I didnot qwite sta'arve, but was close.
Momb ran out of ca'at food! She hadde to sende owt second-human to get more!
December 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Momb ran out of ca'at food! She hadde to sende owt second-human to get more!
Crimbes lookes ecksausting. I gonna sleyp
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Crimbes lookes ecksausting. I gonna sleyp
Momb gayve me torkey! An this boxx! Bothe are grate!
December 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Momb gayve me torkey! An this boxx! Bothe are grate!