Ben Freeman 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@phoenixashes76.bsky.social
Gay and trans. MSLS, herder of library kids. I’ll read anything once. Proud cat dad. ko-fi.com/phoenixashes76
I would like to correct 5, it’s a tie between Steven’s, who is fantastic, but also Julián the Mermaid
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I would like to correct 5, it’s a tie between Steven’s, who is fantastic, but also Julián the Mermaid
Those are… *ahem*… fighting words
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Those are… *ahem*… fighting words
So a bunch of gilded but decaying hands all grasping for a piece of the planet? Has anybody checked on the writers for this season?
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
So a bunch of gilded but decaying hands all grasping for a piece of the planet? Has anybody checked on the writers for this season?
Oooo good job!
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Oooo good job!
I cropped OP’s username, I don’t want them dunked on, please do not track them down.
However, I hear this A LOT.
What you might not know is that, esp in certain regions, (hi, Northeast US!) there’s a good chance your library IS a non profit
It sucks
However, I hear this A LOT.
What you might not know is that, esp in certain regions, (hi, Northeast US!) there’s a good chance your library IS a non profit
It sucks
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I cropped OP’s username, I don’t want them dunked on, please do not track them down.
However, I hear this A LOT.
What you might not know is that, esp in certain regions, (hi, Northeast US!) there’s a good chance your library IS a non profit
It sucks
However, I hear this A LOT.
What you might not know is that, esp in certain regions, (hi, Northeast US!) there’s a good chance your library IS a non profit
It sucks
Proof of miscreant
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Proof of miscreant
One of the perks of librarianship is that stickers just kind of… accumulate
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
One of the perks of librarianship is that stickers just kind of… accumulate
This is also Ms. Wilhelmina Murray-Harker!!
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is also Ms. Wilhelmina Murray-Harker!!
Honestly, goals.
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Honestly, goals.
Okay I didn’t have time today to say this when it came up, but about the allegations that there is photographic evidence of Trump performing fellatio on Clinton….
(Yall are putting me back on my information literacy bullshit)
(Yall are putting me back on my information literacy bullshit)
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Okay I didn’t have time today to say this when it came up, but about the allegations that there is photographic evidence of Trump performing fellatio on Clinton….
(Yall are putting me back on my information literacy bullshit)
(Yall are putting me back on my information literacy bullshit)
This is Ninja, a sweet and gentle ladylike sort of soul, who, after passing, sent me a little black kitten who was her mirror image in every way… except for being an incurable chaos goblin with no idea how to cat. Just in case I didn’t already miss her enough
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is Ninja, a sweet and gentle ladylike sort of soul, who, after passing, sent me a little black kitten who was her mirror image in every way… except for being an incurable chaos goblin with no idea how to cat. Just in case I didn’t already miss her enough
If it makes you feel any better…
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
If it makes you feel any better…
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo
Zero thoughts. Zero fucks. Sharps out.
Zero thoughts. Zero fucks. Sharps out.
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo
Zero thoughts. Zero fucks. Sharps out.
Zero thoughts. Zero fucks. Sharps out.
This is Donut the Library Dragon
(Storytime book feats Duncan the Dragon, who looks nothing like this dragon, and so when I told my friend about it they named him Donut. He is my baby and I love him)
(Storytime book feats Duncan the Dragon, who looks nothing like this dragon, and so when I told my friend about it they named him Donut. He is my baby and I love him)
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This is Donut the Library Dragon
(Storytime book feats Duncan the Dragon, who looks nothing like this dragon, and so when I told my friend about it they named him Donut. He is my baby and I love him)
(Storytime book feats Duncan the Dragon, who looks nothing like this dragon, and so when I told my friend about it they named him Donut. He is my baby and I love him)
Ok it’s late but I know you all missed the star of this account
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Ok it’s late but I know you all missed the star of this account
Tinycat. Lovey Girl. Little Monster. Little Miss Sticky Mitts. Squeak. Goblin.
September 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Tinycat. Lovey Girl. Little Monster. Little Miss Sticky Mitts. Squeak. Goblin.
Every night, Mina sits at the head of the bed and waits very loudly until I lay on my stomach with a book propped in front of me so she can squirm under the book and take a nap while I read. I don’t get it, but it makes her happy
September 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Every night, Mina sits at the head of the bed and waits very loudly until I lay on my stomach with a book propped in front of me so she can squirm under the book and take a nap while I read. I don’t get it, but it makes her happy
You know, I specifically went to look at medieval drawings of cats because I wanted to see if there were body language cues I would recognize from a modern cat and I didn’t really see any? I did see one of a cat Where They Were Not Supposed To Be so I feel like they would have common interests
September 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You know, I specifically went to look at medieval drawings of cats because I wanted to see if there were body language cues I would recognize from a modern cat and I didn’t really see any? I did see one of a cat Where They Were Not Supposed To Be so I feel like they would have common interests
May I offer you a Mina in these trying times?
September 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
May I offer you a Mina in these trying times?
First off, that’s probably an AI background (dawn cityscape with a child on a bike, watercolor adjacent). Not conclusive, but I also can’t pin down an actual location from it
Also 86k followers and 80 following. This is extremely rare outside of a celebrity account, this makes no pretensions as one
Also 86k followers and 80 following. This is extremely rare outside of a celebrity account, this makes no pretensions as one
September 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
First off, that’s probably an AI background (dawn cityscape with a child on a bike, watercolor adjacent). Not conclusive, but I also can’t pin down an actual location from it
Also 86k followers and 80 following. This is extremely rare outside of a celebrity account, this makes no pretensions as one
Also 86k followers and 80 following. This is extremely rare outside of a celebrity account, this makes no pretensions as one
Hi. I don’t want to write cover letters so I’m going to debunk an alleged truth social post so everybody can see what I’m doing ( #alttextforme please, it’s a spicy day)
September 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Hi. I don’t want to write cover letters so I’m going to debunk an alleged truth social post so everybody can see what I’m doing ( #alttextforme please, it’s a spicy day)
That’s what I tell Mina when I leave for work, although I had in mind Rura Penthe
September 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
That’s what I tell Mina when I leave for work, although I had in mind Rura Penthe