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Jess
@phoenumbra.bsky.social
Gamer| Cat lover| Bass Head
Recently my coworker told me I have hella rizz. She’s right and I did need her to call me out like that.
Today my coworker told me that I have no rizz.
He’s right, but I didn’t need him to call me out like that.
December 12, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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lmao
November 18, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Do y’all remember like 15 years ago when they said we were gonna run out of internet?
August 6, 2023 at 5:02 AM
Today my coworker told me that I have no rizz.
He’s right, but I didn’t need him to call me out like that.
July 24, 2023 at 1:26 AM
How does one politely ask their roommate to leave the apartment?
My roommate is always here. They’re a college student with an internship and all their classes and internship are remote. They literally never leave. They will go weeks without ever stepping foot outside. I’m gonna lose my mind.
July 20, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Tater tot is the best thing that ever happened to this world
July 20, 2023 at 4:51 AM
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the united states isn’t even a country it’s just 3 corporations in a trench coat
July 20, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Alright Bluesky
Answer me this
Do y’all ever get like super mentally thrown off after having nightmares?
Sometimes I have nightmares that are so bad that I’m fucked up about it for the whole day. Like just can’t get my brain on the right track. I can’t be alone in this, right?
July 19, 2023 at 5:10 PM
It’s really weird to learn new streaming software and platforms after 10 years out of the game. It’s all changed so much.
July 18, 2023 at 9:56 PM
I’m gonna say it
Threads kinda sucks
July 18, 2023 at 12:34 AM
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Hotdog. Hamburger.
July 17, 2023 at 5:05 PM
The Fifty Shades movie saga is just a series of Audi commercials with sex scenes. You can’t change my mind.
July 17, 2023 at 3:07 PM
Hi Bluesky :)
July 17, 2023 at 3:03 PM