The new #Coroner album was worth waiting 32 years for. It's like they never left. Consistent in style and hits just as hard as they always did. #metalsky

As a white man, sometimes I forget that plain-and-unassuming-looking Indian food is, in fact, white people spicy.

I'm going to scan some old family slides today!
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I'm going to learn how to fix a film scanner today!
#nikon

New "gaming" mouse got a case of the double clicks.

Back to Old Reliable, the 20 year old battle-scarred veteran.

"It was AWS" is the new "it was DNS"

Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna be fooled again!

So proud of my 4yo for belting out the refrain to The Future Is A Foreign Land.
#metalsky #thebandghost

There's sweaty, and there's 934MB firmware update sweaty.

I'm in the big leagues now! A little software project of mine is on a library software vendor's list of integrations. Right under Wikipedia. 😎 #library #opensource

Goodbye #Threads. You were always worthless, now you're fascist.

I was given a box of slides to digitize. The slides are from a trip to Israel in the 70s. The box originally held ammunition. I don't think the irony was intended.

When you find out the pentesters broke your environment 🤬

Distance in upstate NY can be approximated by the number of Stewart's you pass by. Just got back from a trip 7 Stewart's long.

Kiddo wants to learn to play the Pokémon card game. OK, let's look for a couple of starter decks.

Local game shop doesn't carry them.

What?

Official online store is sold out. Of everything.

How?

Answer: Greedy nerds ruin it for people who just want to have fun.

*flips game table*

BIRTHDAY MEAT

Who had Kid Rock dissing the flag in the Oval Office on their bingo card?

It is indeed.

The best modern fantasy novels were first D&D campaigns.