Phrax
@phrax.bsky.social
Writer of strange things. Spawn of another century. Sleepy goblin. No minors pls.
The enboobening bimbonium gas is on its way.
... you did want an entire tanker truck's worth, right? >>
... you did want an entire tanker truck's worth, right? >>
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The enboobening bimbonium gas is on its way.
... you did want an entire tanker truck's worth, right? >>
... you did want an entire tanker truck's worth, right? >>
Deck the hecks and jingle the kringles!
Merry merries!
Merry merries!
December 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Deck the hecks and jingle the kringles!
Merry merries!
Merry merries!
Oh.
Oh this is the Cutest Thing. 👀
Oh this is the Cutest Thing. 👀
December 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Oh.
Oh this is the Cutest Thing. 👀
Oh this is the Cutest Thing. 👀
Isn't that kind of shit like... highly illegal?
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Isn't that kind of shit like... highly illegal?
If necessary, I will acquire a stepladder. 😤
December 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
If necessary, I will acquire a stepladder. 😤
I don't know if she's 4'10" or 6'8", but she looks extremely head-pattable regardless. >>
I fear for my pantry, but take solace in knowing it's going to a good cause.
I fear for my pantry, but take solace in knowing it's going to a good cause.
December 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I don't know if she's 4'10" or 6'8", but she looks extremely head-pattable regardless. >>
I fear for my pantry, but take solace in knowing it's going to a good cause.
I fear for my pantry, but take solace in knowing it's going to a good cause.