I need one of these for every single Cabinet official.

Can’t wait to see her mugshot. She can real-play felon.

Trump looks like the gross, groppy, demented great-uncle no one in the family will let their kids near at Thanksgiving, and not too secretly hope that the snort-snore of his while unconscious in the recliner you had to Scotch Guard before he came over is actually a death rattle.

Just to be fair, Hegseth should bomb JD Vance’s mom’s condo in Ohio for drug trafficking.

I hope he gets to lie in state in the east wing.

This is extortion.

Home Depot supports a Despot!

Yet another ad hominem attack. No President of the United States should ever use an ad hominem attack. Each and every time Trump uses an ad hominem attack, he should be vilified by the press.

Dude sure loves drunkenly throwing axes in glass houses.

Pete drunk texting and self-incriminating at the same time is a weird new level of efficiency and incompetence.

ICE considers blowing whistles, honking, throwing sandwiches, insults, and getting injured by their own body weight when slamming innocent people to the ground as assaults, so of course by their count it has increased.

So is Hegseth ordering the execution of non-combatants and civilians? Isn’t the military not legally allowed to do this?

Trump puts the T in both Traitor and sTupid.

Isn’t this Sean Duffy dressed for the airport?