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@phuzzy1.bsky.social
Interminably curious.
Musician, half-Scot/Texan, exhaustingly skeptical. Going through my angry slacker phase.
Musician, half-Scot/Texan, exhaustingly skeptical. Going through my angry slacker phase.
All is fair in good trouble & subversion.
January 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
All is fair in good trouble & subversion.
My journey into skepticism was kickstarted when y’all talked me into going to see “Titanic” under the pretense that it was a great movie.
I’m still mad about it.
I’m still mad about it.
November 30, 2024 at 1:51 PM
My journey into skepticism was kickstarted when y’all talked me into going to see “Titanic” under the pretense that it was a great movie.
I’m still mad about it.
I’m still mad about it.
Marriage is a legally binding contract that guarantees you limited visitation rights to your favourite hoodie.
November 19, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Marriage is a legally binding contract that guarantees you limited visitation rights to your favourite hoodie.
Jake Paul should’ve been disqualified for that stupid entrance, though.
November 16, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Jake Paul should’ve been disqualified for that stupid entrance, though.
Me: FAKE NEWS! MIKE TYSON WON!!!
*punches a cop, breaks a window at the Capitol building*
*punches a cop, breaks a window at the Capitol building*
November 16, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Me: FAKE NEWS! MIKE TYSON WON!!!
*punches a cop, breaks a window at the Capitol building*
*punches a cop, breaks a window at the Capitol building*
The real winner is whoever ripped Jake Paul off for those million dollar trunks.
November 16, 2024 at 6:06 AM
The real winner is whoever ripped Jake Paul off for those million dollar trunks.
From what I’ve gathered, I’m supposed to introduce myself with pet tax (yes, that’s a @dailybeanspod.bsky.social reference). Here’s Peanut. I do what he wants, ‘cause he’s a pretty good boy.
November 14, 2024 at 4:15 AM
From what I’ve gathered, I’m supposed to introduce myself with pet tax (yes, that’s a @dailybeanspod.bsky.social reference). Here’s Peanut. I do what he wants, ‘cause he’s a pretty good boy.