phylhrmnix
@phylhrmnix.bsky.social
Guess this is how I felt compelled to self-celebrate 42(?!).
January 4, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Guess this is how I felt compelled to self-celebrate 42(?!).
There’s something vaguely shameful about the weird Oreo flavors — they’re like the PornHub category tags of the grocery trip.
October 29, 2025 at 10:14 AM
There’s something vaguely shameful about the weird Oreo flavors — they’re like the PornHub category tags of the grocery trip.
…guys. If *you* don’t get it rite, who will??
April 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
…guys. If *you* don’t get it rite, who will??
Hypothesis: Interpol (and their soundalikes) would have been the Love-To-Hate band/genre of the 2000s if Nickelback, et al. hadn't come first (and stayed bigger).
April 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Hypothesis: Interpol (and their soundalikes) would have been the Love-To-Hate band/genre of the 2000s if Nickelback, et al. hadn't come first (and stayed bigger).
Been thinking this since literally before the “war” on “terror”. This headline is from 2003.
Listen. I understand that humans make the same tragic mistakes over and over, as a species. It’s just a lot for a soul to bear, seeing them repeated with such ruthless turnaround.
Listen. I understand that humans make the same tragic mistakes over and over, as a species. It’s just a lot for a soul to bear, seeing them repeated with such ruthless turnaround.
New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast
theonion.com
March 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Been thinking this since literally before the “war” on “terror”. This headline is from 2003.
Listen. I understand that humans make the same tragic mistakes over and over, as a species. It’s just a lot for a soul to bear, seeing them repeated with such ruthless turnaround.
Listen. I understand that humans make the same tragic mistakes over and over, as a species. It’s just a lot for a soul to bear, seeing them repeated with such ruthless turnaround.
Untitled Goose Game, but you’re in the White House. #freedlcidea
February 3, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Untitled Goose Game, but you’re in the White House. #freedlcidea
This may be the best cover of a song I’ve seen in recent years. (I’m 50/50 on the verse dropped during the guitar solo, but it definitely doesn’t ruin it.)
Denzel Curry covers Rage Against The Machine 'Bulls On Parade' for Like A Version
YouTube video by triple j
youtu.be
December 12, 2024 at 10:09 PM
This may be the best cover of a song I’ve seen in recent years. (I’m 50/50 on the verse dropped during the guitar solo, but it definitely doesn’t ruin it.)
If orgasm is called “le petit mort”, is dying conversely “the supreme c00m”?
August 5, 2024 at 12:25 PM
If orgasm is called “le petit mort”, is dying conversely “the supreme c00m”?
Rock climbing is the Dave Matthews Band of outdoor recreation.
(Similarly, fixies are the DMB of bicycles. I earnestly love riding fixed, but will never try to pretend the fixie “brand” isn’t sewage.)
(Similarly, fixies are the DMB of bicycles. I earnestly love riding fixed, but will never try to pretend the fixie “brand” isn’t sewage.)
June 12, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Rock climbing is the Dave Matthews Band of outdoor recreation.
(Similarly, fixies are the DMB of bicycles. I earnestly love riding fixed, but will never try to pretend the fixie “brand” isn’t sewage.)
(Similarly, fixies are the DMB of bicycles. I earnestly love riding fixed, but will never try to pretend the fixie “brand” isn’t sewage.)
Another instance of news that feels at once urgent, but also utterly beyond the scope of "things that impact my life in ways I can control": arstechnica.com/space/2024/0...
US officials: A Russian rocket launch last week likely deployed a space weapon
"Naming space as a warfighting domain was kind of forbidden, but that's changed."
arstechnica.com
May 28, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Another instance of news that feels at once urgent, but also utterly beyond the scope of "things that impact my life in ways I can control": arstechnica.com/space/2024/0...
What, if anything, was the ancient Roman equivalent of sticking a fork in an electrical outlet?
Like, an obviously stupid and dangerous act that culturally-widespread technological infrastructure kinda…suggests, geometrically?
(Your suspicions are correct: this *is* a bad dumb tweet.)
Like, an obviously stupid and dangerous act that culturally-widespread technological infrastructure kinda…suggests, geometrically?
(Your suspicions are correct: this *is* a bad dumb tweet.)
May 23, 2024 at 12:36 PM
What, if anything, was the ancient Roman equivalent of sticking a fork in an electrical outlet?
Like, an obviously stupid and dangerous act that culturally-widespread technological infrastructure kinda…suggests, geometrically?
(Your suspicions are correct: this *is* a bad dumb tweet.)
Like, an obviously stupid and dangerous act that culturally-widespread technological infrastructure kinda…suggests, geometrically?
(Your suspicions are correct: this *is* a bad dumb tweet.)
…somewhere, the baby name “UwU” is growing in popularity.
May 19, 2024 at 4:28 PM
…somewhere, the baby name “UwU” is growing in popularity.
One grand day at work, I’m gonna add apostrophes to all the cumin.
…🤤
…🤤
May 13, 2024 at 8:04 AM
One grand day at work, I’m gonna add apostrophes to all the cumin.
…🤤
…🤤
April 22, 2024 at 5:07 PM
This isn’t my “favorite” sports logo, but it IS the one that’s made me laugh the most.
April 21, 2024 at 2:54 PM
This isn’t my “favorite” sports logo, but it IS the one that’s made me laugh the most.
If you filter YouTube videos to have a max length of, like, 1 minute, be at least 14 years old, and have at least 5 million views, you’re in blessed country.
April 7, 2024 at 2:13 AM
If you filter YouTube videos to have a max length of, like, 1 minute, be at least 14 years old, and have at least 5 million views, you’re in blessed country.
Y’know that galaxy-brain strategy of picking a wine with a shit label because “if the label is bad the focus and effort went into the wine itself”?
…I found the worst label guys! (Or at least the most vaguely disquieting?)
#grocerystorehorrors
…I found the worst label guys! (Or at least the most vaguely disquieting?)
#grocerystorehorrors
March 26, 2024 at 6:38 AM
Y’know that galaxy-brain strategy of picking a wine with a shit label because “if the label is bad the focus and effort went into the wine itself”?
…I found the worst label guys! (Or at least the most vaguely disquieting?)
#grocerystorehorrors
…I found the worst label guys! (Or at least the most vaguely disquieting?)
#grocerystorehorrors
Oh good: my new gym t-shirt came 😁
March 22, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Oh good: my new gym t-shirt came 😁
Come for the "I didn't realize we were still fucking up this badly"; stay for the "I didn't realize we could politicize something this cut-and-dry-for-decades".
Enjoy some "I guess we deserve exactly what we get" for dessert.
Enjoy some "I guess we deserve exactly what we get" for dessert.
Chrysotile asbestos finally banned in the US after decades of EPA efforts
But, companies will have up to 12 years to phase out chrysotile asbestos.
arstechnica.com
March 21, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Come for the "I didn't realize we were still fucking up this badly"; stay for the "I didn't realize we could politicize something this cut-and-dry-for-decades".
Enjoy some "I guess we deserve exactly what we get" for dessert.
Enjoy some "I guess we deserve exactly what we get" for dessert.
Why yes: I *do* have a copy of this False Knees comic saved on my phone for quick deployment!
March 20, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Why yes: I *do* have a copy of this False Knees comic saved on my phone for quick deployment!
Welcome to my office; please don’t forget to close the door behind you.
…you brought a third jacket and glove-gloves, right?
…you brought a third jacket and glove-gloves, right?
March 5, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Welcome to my office; please don’t forget to close the door behind you.
…you brought a third jacket and glove-gloves, right?
…you brought a third jacket and glove-gloves, right?
Free album title: “Banger Management Issues”.
February 26, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Free album title: “Banger Management Issues”.
(Obviously) “shrimp” has 6 letters, but imma say it’s got “5-letter word energy”, and trust that future me — the only soul I know who’ll read this — will understand.
February 23, 2024 at 10:14 AM
(Obviously) “shrimp” has 6 letters, but imma say it’s got “5-letter word energy”, and trust that future me — the only soul I know who’ll read this — will understand.
“Gone Away” is The Offspring entering their Green-Day-entering-their-Coldplay-era era.
(…it was also one of my first+loudest “that which once ruled now doth suck” moments 😬)
youtu.be/L6i38RH-FJI?...
(…it was also one of my first+loudest “that which once ruled now doth suck” moments 😬)
youtu.be/L6i38RH-FJI?...
The Offspring - Gone Away
The Offspring - Gone Away from their album, Ixnay On The HombreLyrics - Maybe in another lifeI could find you therePulled away before your timeI can't deal i...
youtu.be
February 23, 2024 at 9:11 AM
“Gone Away” is The Offspring entering their Green-Day-entering-their-Coldplay-era era.
(…it was also one of my first+loudest “that which once ruled now doth suck” moments 😬)
youtu.be/L6i38RH-FJI?...
(…it was also one of my first+loudest “that which once ruled now doth suck” moments 😬)
youtu.be/L6i38RH-FJI?...