Maybe I need to drink more coffee?

This all sounds very familiar...bonne chance

Based purely on my experiences within academia, always choose the thing that interests you otherwise it'll become a chore and you'll resent it.

I own this pig, I know it'd do a better job

My boomer father just be like "drink more whisky lol"

I've lived in London for 20 years and this is the first I've even heard of it 😆

I can't drive (because I would be a menace to society) but nobody has ever interrogated me on it