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Kargolyn Longfang
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both a trans woman trying to make it in the Midwest and Kargolyn Longfang the kobold that thinks shes the most powerful dragon to ever live

tenderqueer tucute, 37, minors DNI

Please help me buy hormones!
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pickmesquirrel.bsky.social
you should stick to talking about your toy collections, Sammy boy, politics seems a bit too much for you
cishet white man wearing a white baseball hat and a grey Expos hoody. he is extremely white, cis, and male
February 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
pickmesquirrel.bsky.social
a meme of an edited 4chan post. at the top is a picture of a "controversial" Animal Crossing mod that gives Isabelle the portions of an average woman. poster 1: >this is [modded] art Did someone at [Nexus] have an adult woman fetish? poster 2: >adult woman fetish
January 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
pickmesquirrel.bsky.social
this is the entirety of the animal crossing thing
Isabelle from Animal Crossing modded to have average sized breasts
January 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
pickmesquirrel.bsky.social
I think its important to be clear about what people are calling "sexualization"

it's just average sized breasts. a pair of full Cs in a blouse buttoned up to the top.

there is literally nothing sexualized about it, it's just a dog woman. just a regular person, not goonerbait. *I* have bigger boobs
Isabelle from Animal Crossing. she is a yellow dog with a thick mop of hair partially held in a top knot with bangs. she is wearing a red flower print blouse, a beige knee length skirt, and brown flats. normally Isabelle has a round, egg-shaped body, but has been modded so that she has moderately sized breasts
January 5, 2026 at 5:03 PM
pickmesquirrel.bsky.social
you don't know how to use a dictionary?
Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more phe·no·type /ˈfēnəˌtīp/ nounBiology the set of observable characteristics of an individual resulting from the interaction of its genotype with the environment.
December 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
pickmesquirrel.bsky.social
everything except for "perfectly finish the work given to [me]" is pretty accurate 💜☺️💜
Ultra Violet PANTONE 18-3838 #5F4B8B RGB: 95, 75, 139 CMYK: 76, 75, 0, 0 You are a reliable person who earns the trust of those around you. You prefer handling work alone and try to solve problems yourself rather than relying on others. You keep promises well, especially valuing punctuality. you know well what you like and dislike. your responsible and perfectly finish the work given to you.
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
pickmesquirrel.bsky.social
"a transgender"
an image from the movie Inglorious Basterds, where an American posing as a Nazi blows his cover by making an innocuous gesture that his adversary immediately recognizes as not being authentically German. likewise, the poster i am replying to has outed himself as an anti-trans bigot
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
pickmesquirrel.bsky.social
you are literally a meme
comic by Matt Bors, the final panel. Serf: We should improve society somewhat. A smarmy liberal emerging from a well: Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent.
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
pickmesquirrel.bsky.social
so this isn't you? if it isnt then it is highly accurate to your writing style
Jeff Fecke @jkfecke Shorter Reason: here's the thing. You said a "Ephebophile is a Pedophile." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a Ephebophile, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Ephebophiles Pedophiles. If you want to be "specific" like
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
pickmesquirrel.bsky.social
that's less of a death threat than the death threats you make to trans women
Talib Kweli: I don't make threats. I make promises.
December 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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here's receipts of you threatening a trans woman, and being a dorkass loser about it too
Pink Noah Is that another threat? Keep it up man Talib Kweli I don't make threats. I make promises.
December 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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a meme of a hand waggling under water to try and attract a fish. the fish says "It's not even bait at this point."
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
pickmesquirrel.bsky.social
you need to take this last line out of your bio, you're not an ally to anybody
a cropped screenshot of Chris Missal's bio, the relevant portion reads "Ally for all, including the unhoused and those in recovery"
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
pickmesquirrel.bsky.social
i found the light, it was inside of me all along 💜
Kargolyn Longfang, a bronze kobold, glowing with a golden inner light
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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baby Kargolyn
a version of Kargolyn Longfang drawn in the style of a small reptile like a bearded dragon. her body is flat and round and lying on the ground. her short, stubby hind limbs lay splayed out and her fore limbs prop her up. her head is raised proudly as she basks in bright light
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
pickmesquirrel.bsky.social
I have feelings about #Dispatch, spoilers ahead, mostly in the next posts. but my first thought is

why does Robert look *exactly* like human Chilchuck?
Robert Robertson from the game Dispatch. he is a caucasian man with reddish-brown hair, a long, angular face, and light stubble. he is wearing a blue work button up and a headset Chilchuck from the anime Dungeon Meshi. normally a halfling, due to magical schenangians he has been turned into a human. he has reddish brown hair in the same style and Robert, a long angular face, and heavier stubble. he is wearing a breastplate over a dark tunic and a green muffler
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
pickmesquirrel.bsky.social
how can anybody hate Calumon or early 2000s dubs, this is amazing
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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I unfortunately need help.

last Monday i injured my knee and lost an entire week of work, unpaid. Ive returned to work on reduced hours, and should be allowed back to normal duties Wednesday, but the income is lost. please help!

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a black knee brace worn of khaki work pants
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I made my own yingsona last night
a yinglet, a short furred mammalian creature with digitigrade legs with thin stick like forearms and calves, long tails, and a single exposed tooth for opening clams this particular yinglet has cream colored fur with dark areas on her forearms and calves, like long songs and gloves, and a black mask-like pattern on the fir around her pink eyes. she has brown, wavy hair, and a look of anxiousness on her face. she wears a green blouse over her massive breasts, white breeches over her thighs, and a red ribbon on her tail as before, but the yinglet is in profile view
October 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
pickmesquirrel.bsky.social
so I'm not being accused of lying, here it is
There are usually 2 main counter arguments used to discredit the sources we are about to examine with the aim of rejecting them a priori or to significatly dimish their historical validity and relevance. 1 - The question of whether these authors wrote independently of Christian thought or influence. And 2 - the question of whether or not these sources are contemporary to Jesus' life. These logical structures are massive red flags. They are logical fallacies that should not be taken seriously by any historian, scholar or amature, Christian apologetic or Atheist alike as they operate under a false correlation paradigm. We will address both arguments, counter attack and dismantle them to their very core on sections 10 and 11 respectively.
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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when meeting with foreign dignitaries, Empress Kargolyn always dresses to impress

art by the amazing @3koboldcoat.bsky.social !!
a picture of Kargolyn Longfang, a bronze-scaled kobold. Kargolyn is wearing a black kimono with dotted with gold circles with a plant design in the center of the circles. the kimono has a blue sash, and it's chest is left open to expose Kargolyn's breasts that are lightly bound with white cloth. she wears the jagged Longfang Blade sword in her sash, and rests her hand on its hilt. a golden crown with jagged lightning prongs sits on her brow, and a halo of light shines behind her head. Kargolyn has an expression of manic self-confidence and a mischievous smile
October 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
pickmesquirrel.bsky.social
😤😤😤 damn right
The Girl With Big Titties
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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A picture of a despondent and desperate Donald Duck saying "Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe." Micky Mouse gleefully rebukes, "Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? or will you perish like a dog."
October 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM