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(Columba Anglicus). Londoner/Wisconsinite. Unlicensed spirit detective. The Homer Simpson of DMing. Ruler of Gin Lane.
he/him
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A wallet-sized Kabru for your online reply needs
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
A wallet-sized Kabru for your online reply needs
Me when the officer inquires about the empty 16oz can of PBR on the passenger seat floor:
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Me when the officer inquires about the empty 16oz can of PBR on the passenger seat floor:
I made some real good progress in Atomfall but I have to do TTRPG prep
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I made some real good progress in Atomfall but I have to do TTRPG prep
Canonically, her tits aren't that big.
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Canonically, her tits aren't that big.
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
It is most damning that people who do AI generated images can only use it whip up fake movie posters for clicks on Facebook.
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It is most damning that people who do AI generated images can only use it whip up fake movie posters for clicks on Facebook.
Her: you can go again, right?
Me: Nah, my
Me: Nah, my
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Her: you can go again, right?
Me: Nah, my
Me: Nah, my
I did the Temple of Pandora in God of War today. Pretty great part of the game with rewarding puzzles, but having a whole other section afterward to get the macguffin was frustrating.
"Oh, you just did this lengthy dungeon filled with trials? Well, what's two more, huh?"
"Oh, you just did this lengthy dungeon filled with trials? Well, what's two more, huh?"
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I did the Temple of Pandora in God of War today. Pretty great part of the game with rewarding puzzles, but having a whole other section afterward to get the macguffin was frustrating.
"Oh, you just did this lengthy dungeon filled with trials? Well, what's two more, huh?"
"Oh, you just did this lengthy dungeon filled with trials? Well, what's two more, huh?"
Chainsaw Man crazy good this week
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chainsaw Man crazy good this week
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Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
I'm playing the first God of War on my PS2, and this shit rules. Good setpiece right off the bat and the gameplay is fun as fuck. The world was right to go nuts for this game back in the day and I'm a dumbass for skipping it as a kid.
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'm playing the first God of War on my PS2, and this shit rules. Good setpiece right off the bat and the gameplay is fun as fuck. The world was right to go nuts for this game back in the day and I'm a dumbass for skipping it as a kid.
Today a customer took a conversation in a weird direction and when I joked about the turn, he added "We're gamers. We talk about two things: is it breedable, and-"
Dear reader, I checked out after that and just said "we can be normal."
Dear reader, I checked out after that and just said "we can be normal."
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Today a customer took a conversation in a weird direction and when I joked about the turn, he added "We're gamers. We talk about two things: is it breedable, and-"
Dear reader, I checked out after that and just said "we can be normal."
Dear reader, I checked out after that and just said "we can be normal."
A mother came to the store looking for a Game Boy Color today. She said she was sick of her kids glued to tablets watching YouTube.
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A mother came to the store looking for a Game Boy Color today. She said she was sick of her kids glued to tablets watching YouTube.
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Me realizing the first newsworthy TPUSA story post-Kirk is a woman with the last name fullnecky
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Me realizing the first newsworthy TPUSA story post-Kirk is a woman with the last name fullnecky
Dandadan crazy good this week
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Dandadan crazy good this week
Me, talking about UK Christmas specials: you'd watch a Raymond Briggs cartoon about a snowman's adventure, or Father Christmas getting ready for work.
Cheyenne, telling me about US Christmas specials: That's the Winter Warlock. He used all his magic so now he can't walk.
Cheyenne, telling me about US Christmas specials: That's the Winter Warlock. He used all his magic so now he can't walk.
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Me, talking about UK Christmas specials: you'd watch a Raymond Briggs cartoon about a snowman's adventure, or Father Christmas getting ready for work.
Cheyenne, telling me about US Christmas specials: That's the Winter Warlock. He used all his magic so now he can't walk.
Cheyenne, telling me about US Christmas specials: That's the Winter Warlock. He used all his magic so now he can't walk.
Me: I think I'm washed when it comes to these D&D live shows
Me, as soon as I begin making art for it:
Me, as soon as I begin making art for it:
November 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Me: I think I'm washed when it comes to these D&D live shows
Me, as soon as I begin making art for it:
Me, as soon as I begin making art for it:
Sometimes when making digital art you have to create a layer titled "Limp Bizkit logo."
It won't happen often, but it happens.
It won't happen often, but it happens.
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Sometimes when making digital art you have to create a layer titled "Limp Bizkit logo."
It won't happen often, but it happens.
It won't happen often, but it happens.
Post-sale Coronarita, as per tradition
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Post-sale Coronarita, as per tradition
Small Business Saturday Sale time
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Small Business Saturday Sale time
Blaseball was like this
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Blaseball was like this
Me: Gee, Kieron Gillen, I can't wait to reunite with the old DIE gang and see what adventures they get into this time!
Kieron Gillen:
Kieron Gillen:
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Me: Gee, Kieron Gillen, I can't wait to reunite with the old DIE gang and see what adventures they get into this time!
Kieron Gillen:
Kieron Gillen:
Finally got around to reading DIE: Loaded #1
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Finally got around to reading DIE: Loaded #1
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engineer familiars
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
engineer familiars
Left Melee running for 7 hours
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Left Melee running for 7 hours