Just learned my father watches instagram reels

Mokulele airlines into Waimea around 7pm. We flew into solid clouds, looped back out over the ocean, popped out of the clouds shortly before seeing the runway. When they parked the plane one of the pilots turned around and said, “well, we found it”. These planes seat 11 people including the pilots

I basically sleep walked into the “I’m gonna fuck a hamburger” type place by my house and the guy who took my order was nice enough to be a little flirty with me

The fact that these are all over the place but there’s no such thing as a 2025 Honda Fit for sale in the US makes me fucking insane