piebandit.bsky.social
@piebandit.bsky.social
And then! He said he'd like me to be a contestant on the next series of Taskmaster and I was like "whaaaaaaat what what whaaaaaaaat! whaaaaaaat what what whaaaaaaaat!"
January 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
You guys! That is crazy! First my phone rang, and I picked it up, and I was like, "What?", and then they guy on the other line said his name was Alex Horne, and then I was like,"..... What." And then he sighed and said "Little Alex Horne" and I was like "What!"
January 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
The way the metal manipulates the flesh seems very phyrexian.

Also, sex
December 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I distinctly remember the thought "I feel like watching a movie. Let me pop in final fantasy X"
December 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I mean ... If I have 6 mana up and they cast farewell....
December 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Counterpoint though: as the song goes, Leonardo leads.

Donatello does machines, Raphael is rude but crude, and Michelangelo is a party dude.
October 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Sending good vibes and horrible jokes
October 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Do you know if it will be uploaded anywhere?
September 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Don't look at the time code
September 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It's just a fog, chill dude
August 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I give your deck the clap
August 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
you make his Peter tingle
July 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
@mathimus55.bsky.social and @danaroach.bsky.social are rubbing off on you.

I approve.
July 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
You two look adorable and happy and silly together.
June 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The Prof is radical
June 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
And you continue to be correct!
May 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The real crime is the flavor text on world map not being: "HSUP B TCELES...A Magic Spell?
May 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I always make sure to use protection when playing with it
May 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
What is this one?
April 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Pushing daisies
a man says i 'm a pie maker in a close up of his face
ALT: a man says i 'm a pie maker in a close up of his face
media.tenor.com
April 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Came here to say sarkhan, realizing dihada is also correct
April 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I understand that you did this to probably take some much needed time off, but I would have loved to have you revisit the pages of the challenges and see if people actually listened to your advice
April 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's very true. I also sing to her a song that also works for girlfriends.

"I love you, a bushel and a peck. A bushel and a peck and a collar round your neck
April 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM