Maxwell Hoggart
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Maxwell Hoggart
@pigangler.bsky.social
Stale bread and ice cubes is a good combo for sandwiches.
"I'm play highguard dot bsky dot social!"
January 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
It's honestly kinda funnier to wait for certain people to be inevitably stunned that an account that honestly doesn't even try to be subtle was actually not real all long.
January 21, 2026 at 7:39 PM
AI brainstorming for a medieval fantasy. Mate just read random wikipedia articles like the rest of us.
January 21, 2026 at 1:47 PM
11 people
January 21, 2026 at 1:36 PM
This is still the one thing I remember from Anthem online
January 21, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Unfortunately for you, I have depicted your kiosk as soy, and my kiosk as the chad.
January 21, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Cover art looks like they're telling me to go away
January 21, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Adding a disclaimer to the beginning of every film review that states "I watched this movie on my fucking telephone, in the toilet, while coked out."
January 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Dost thou not bleed for the hearts of Star Wars interlocutors?!
January 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
She's not a literal hourglass that flips and counts each hour in real time, so the mod has failed.
January 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM