Makin’ marmalade

Doctor: i understand you’re depressed. well, not to worry. the great clown pagliacci is in town and he’ll cheer you right up. he’s so fucking funny. oh my god. and he’s hot too. FUCK. oh my god.

Patient: you’re wearing a clown nose

Last year my partner and I were both working from home one day and I heard an ice cream truck coming down the road. GF was very excited, her first ever ice cream truck ice cream.
Seems that was memorable - first ice cream truck of the season and they stopped out the front of our house and waited lol

If I had a time machine I would use it to go ask Jerome K Jerome to not use the n word in Three Men in a Boat because I always forget it is there and then it’s suddenly there and it degrades the charm of the book.

This handsome gentleman was wandering around by the side of the road near my house yesterday. Poor dude. Very friendly and gentle, definitely hand raised. Hoping he has escaped from a neighbour and wasn’t dumped. Will try to find his home this afternoon.

Her glossy steel blue neck and deep red is totally lost in this photo :(
Phone cameras are convenient but it’s sad they’re pretty shit for anything other than portraits (of people)

Lots of potential in a super short story about a robot vacuum cleaner discovering the front door has been left open and going out to explore the world.

Frederick (mine) looks out through the glass front door with his LiDAR, his house map includes a little bit of the front deck.
Love Death + Robots?

Really wish my phone could do good macro pics. Got here a volunteer (weed) potato with one stolon at the hooking stage - it is juuuuust starting a potato tuber.

So… We bought a new pet.

My partner just came to show me she got a paper cut in the shower.

Apparently laughing was not desired reaction.

HOW!? In the SHOWER?

Ugh why can’t dishwashers stack and I stack themselves. I just want clean dishes, I didn’t sign up for WORK on a SATURDAY.

Ugh time to get up but I don’t wanna. Stupid people depending on me, ugh.

I took leave Monday to Wednesday. Thursday today. Coworkers must assume I have had a very relaxing few days off, it’s a few minutes past six and I have gotten texts from everyone I am working with today to remind me what when and where.
My alarm goes off shortly but seems redundant 🫤

I know I’m in my thirties, cooking dinner before six and tipsy from a third of a glass of wine.

I like chickens. Domesticating them was a good idea. Friendly little fluffs with more personality than brain cells.