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Front man but a chicken
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(Kinda new) agronomist, home brewer and sci fi nerd. I’m nice! I make really good marmalade when I have the spoons.
Makin’ marmalade
November 6, 2023 at 2:15 AM
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Doctor: i understand you’re depressed. well, not to worry. the great clown pagliacci is in town and he’ll cheer you right up. he’s so fucking funny. oh my god. and he’s hot too. FUCK. oh my god.

Patient: you’re wearing a clown nose
October 11, 2023 at 8:02 AM
Last year my partner and I were both working from home one day and I heard an ice cream truck coming down the road. GF was very excited, her first ever ice cream truck ice cream.
Seems that was memorable - first ice cream truck of the season and they stopped out the front of our house and waited lol
October 9, 2023 at 3:18 AM
If I had a time machine I would use it to go ask Jerome K Jerome to not use the n word in Three Men in a Boat because I always forget it is there and then it’s suddenly there and it degrades the charm of the book.
October 5, 2023 at 3:12 AM
This handsome gentleman was wandering around by the side of the road near my house yesterday. Poor dude. Very friendly and gentle, definitely hand raised. Hoping he has escaped from a neighbour and wasn’t dumped. Will try to find his home this afternoon.
October 4, 2023 at 10:47 PM
Her glossy steel blue neck and deep red is totally lost in this photo :(
Phone cameras are convenient but it’s sad they’re pretty shit for anything other than portraits (of people)
October 3, 2023 at 9:52 AM
Lots of potential in a super short story about a robot vacuum cleaner discovering the front door has been left open and going out to explore the world.

Frederick (mine) looks out through the glass front door with his LiDAR, his house map includes a little bit of the front deck.
Love Death + Robots?
September 30, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Really wish my phone could do good macro pics. Got here a volunteer (weed) potato with one stolon at the hooking stage - it is juuuuust starting a potato tuber.
September 29, 2023 at 3:02 AM
So… We bought a new pet.
September 17, 2023 at 8:29 AM
My partner just came to show me she got a paper cut in the shower.

Apparently laughing was not desired reaction.

HOW!? In the SHOWER?
September 16, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Ugh why can’t dishwashers stack and I stack themselves. I just want clean dishes, I didn’t sign up for WORK on a SATURDAY.
September 15, 2023 at 11:33 PM
Ugh time to get up but I don’t wanna. Stupid people depending on me, ugh.
September 14, 2023 at 9:01 PM
I took leave Monday to Wednesday. Thursday today. Coworkers must assume I have had a very relaxing few days off, it’s a few minutes past six and I have gotten texts from everyone I am working with today to remind me what when and where.
My alarm goes off shortly but seems redundant 🫤
September 13, 2023 at 8:17 PM
I know I’m in my thirties, cooking dinner before six and tipsy from a third of a glass of wine.
September 13, 2023 at 7:59 AM
I like chickens. Domesticating them was a good idea. Friendly little fluffs with more personality than brain cells.
September 13, 2023 at 6:35 AM