Nicola
@pigeonpenelope.bsky.social
I’m a salty, fat, cis-het from the Pacific Northwest. Possibly autistic. I probably like your cat. My opinions are my own. She/they
I live in a semi-rural area in western Washington and I do all my grocery shopping online. I thought I’d see if there’s cranberry chutney. This was the first thing on the list.
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I live in a semi-rural area in western Washington and I do all my grocery shopping online. I thought I’d see if there’s cranberry chutney. This was the first thing on the list.
Was worried we wouldn’t have trick o treaters. Now I’m worried there won’t be enough goody bags.
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Was worried we wouldn’t have trick o treaters. Now I’m worried there won’t be enough goody bags.
Met the bestest dog ever at the salon yesterday. He gives cuddles while we get our hair rinsed/washed.
June 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Met the bestest dog ever at the salon yesterday. He gives cuddles while we get our hair rinsed/washed.
TikTok comments that “violated community guidelines” Restored Edition
April 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
TikTok comments that “violated community guidelines” Restored Edition
TikTok comments that “violated community guidelines” Restored Edition
April 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
TikTok comments that “violated community guidelines” Restored Edition
TikTok comments that “violated community guidelines”
April 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
TikTok comments that “violated community guidelines”
TikTok comments that “violated community guidelines”
April 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
TikTok comments that “violated community guidelines”
TikTok comments that “violated community guidelines”
April 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
TikTok comments that “violated community guidelines”
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #402,681!
October 3, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #402,681!
I finally got to see the dang aurora borealis.
May 11, 2024 at 6:00 AM
I finally got to see the dang aurora borealis.
Just a kitty and his banana.
March 12, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Just a kitty and his banana.
Tommy had to go to the vet today. He’s peeing outside his litter box and we’re getting blood spots on our duvet cover.
A couple of his front claws started growing inwards. It was hurting him to walk on the litter. They treated it and gave him pain meds. He’s fine.
A couple of his front claws started growing inwards. It was hurting him to walk on the litter. They treated it and gave him pain meds. He’s fine.
January 16, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Tommy had to go to the vet today. He’s peeing outside his litter box and we’re getting blood spots on our duvet cover.
A couple of his front claws started growing inwards. It was hurting him to walk on the litter. They treated it and gave him pain meds. He’s fine.
A couple of his front claws started growing inwards. It was hurting him to walk on the litter. They treated it and gave him pain meds. He’s fine.
Forget Elf on a Shelf, I got Snoop on a Stoop!
December 15, 2023 at 5:02 PM
Forget Elf on a Shelf, I got Snoop on a Stoop!
This is my bug, Tommy. He is a chatterbox and he gossips.
December 11, 2023 at 9:50 PM
This is my bug, Tommy. He is a chatterbox and he gossips.
He’s cute but he’s a messy critter.
December 3, 2023 at 11:35 PM
He’s cute but he’s a messy critter.
If you see this, you have to post an image from your phone and don't explain it
November 29, 2023 at 10:45 PM
If you see this, you have to post an image from your phone and don't explain it
Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
November 29, 2023 at 5:36 AM
Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
Yeah, so cringe. I’m dying from second-hand embarrassment.
November 23, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Yeah, so cringe. I’m dying from second-hand embarrassment.
This is so cringe.
November 23, 2023 at 4:08 PM
This is so cringe.
I swear… I hope the festering maggot behind all this gets the worst Thanksgiving meal ever tomorrow—the driest white meat Turkey with no gravy, bland green bean casserole made with cream-of-something-they-hate, and a moldy roll with no butter. And a flat tire.
November 23, 2023 at 1:07 AM
I swear… I hope the festering maggot behind all this gets the worst Thanksgiving meal ever tomorrow—the driest white meat Turkey with no gravy, bland green bean casserole made with cream-of-something-they-hate, and a moldy roll with no butter. And a flat tire.
@bsky.app hi! First, Ty for all your hard work. This is a great app. What doesn’t make it great are transphobes and creepy bot accts. While I know you don’t police opinions, can you at least do something about these creepy bot accounts? Have a nice day!
November 23, 2023 at 12:58 AM
@bsky.app hi! First, Ty for all your hard work. This is a great app. What doesn’t make it great are transphobes and creepy bot accts. While I know you don’t police opinions, can you at least do something about these creepy bot accounts? Have a nice day!
If you’re the asshole behind accounts like Sweet Pussy and Holy Titties, know that I wish you get terrible diarrhea while stuck in the worst bumper-to-bumper traffic in existence.
And then when you finally make it home, your toilet backs up and floods your place with shit.
Go away.
And then when you finally make it home, your toilet backs up and floods your place with shit.
Go away.
November 22, 2023 at 7:18 PM
If you’re the asshole behind accounts like Sweet Pussy and Holy Titties, know that I wish you get terrible diarrhea while stuck in the worst bumper-to-bumper traffic in existence.
And then when you finally make it home, your toilet backs up and floods your place with shit.
Go away.
And then when you finally make it home, your toilet backs up and floods your place with shit.
Go away.
This one just followed me…
November 22, 2023 at 3:33 PM
This one just followed me…