Haiku
@piglatinhaiku.bsky.social
Random thoughts. Probably about video games or gay shit.
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If I ever get trapped in Vecna’s world, this is the song that will lead me to the exit.
If I ever get trapped in Vecna’s world, this is the song that will lead me to the exit.
The Midnight - 'Summer's Ending Soon' (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by TheMidnightVEVO
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December 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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If I ever get trapped in Vecna’s world, this is the song that will lead me to the exit.
If I ever get trapped in Vecna’s world, this is the song that will lead me to the exit.
Been putting off signing up for ACA since I got laid off but money is tight and COBRA is expensive so I went to the website. Plugged in my info, including phone number and expected 2026 income. Expected to see a list of options on my computer screen. I could research on my own what's best for me.
December 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Been putting off signing up for ACA since I got laid off but money is tight and COBRA is expensive so I went to the website. Plugged in my info, including phone number and expected 2026 income. Expected to see a list of options on my computer screen. I could research on my own what's best for me.
He was BORN a ghost? That’s a clever way to get around the idea that a baby had to die for a ghost baby to exist. #LuigisMansion
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
He was BORN a ghost? That’s a clever way to get around the idea that a baby had to die for a ghost baby to exist. #LuigisMansion
This is what it’s like to live in Chicago.
November 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This is what it’s like to live in Chicago.
I’ve given Shadow of the Colossus a few tries since it was originally released and never quite got the hype for it. I’m giving it another shot now and I’m stoned and I think I GET IT. This game is actually pretty cool. It’s just so pretty to look at. Granted, I’m playing the remaster.
September 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I’ve given Shadow of the Colossus a few tries since it was originally released and never quite got the hype for it. I’m giving it another shot now and I’m stoned and I think I GET IT. This game is actually pretty cool. It’s just so pretty to look at. Granted, I’m playing the remaster.
Wordle 1,535 1/6
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My second time!
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My second time!
September 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Wordle 1,535 1/6
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My second time!
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My second time!
I’m having a “What a week, huh?” - “Lemon, it’s Wednesday” kinda few days.
August 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’m having a “What a week, huh?” - “Lemon, it’s Wednesday” kinda few days.
Me in 1999: Ugh I HATE having to hear the DK Rap every time I play Donkey Kong 64. At least I never have to hear it again after I finish this game.
Me in 2025: 🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉
Me in 2025: 🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉
August 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Me in 1999: Ugh I HATE having to hear the DK Rap every time I play Donkey Kong 64. At least I never have to hear it again after I finish this game.
Me in 2025: 🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉
Me in 2025: 🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉
Wordle 1,516 4/6
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Are they running out of normal 5-letter words or what
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Are they running out of normal 5-letter words or what
August 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Wordle 1,516 4/6
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Are they running out of normal 5-letter words or what
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Are they running out of normal 5-letter words or what
Super Mario Bros was released the same month I was born, September 1985, and yet the milestones always seem to sneak up on me. 40 years of me and Super Mario next month! ✌🏻
August 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Super Mario Bros was released the same month I was born, September 1985, and yet the milestones always seem to sneak up on me. 40 years of me and Super Mario next month! ✌🏻
People trying to make sense of the Mario and Donkey Kong timeline since Pauline is a child in Donkey Kong Bananza is so funny to me. Like the people trying to connect the Zelda games and when something doesn’t fit, it must be an alternate timeline or some shit.
Nintendo doesn’t care about continuity
Nintendo doesn’t care about continuity
August 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
People trying to make sense of the Mario and Donkey Kong timeline since Pauline is a child in Donkey Kong Bananza is so funny to me. Like the people trying to connect the Zelda games and when something doesn’t fit, it must be an alternate timeline or some shit.
Nintendo doesn’t care about continuity
Nintendo doesn’t care about continuity
This is basically what I used Mario Paint for when I was a kid and I thought I was so edgy and creative. I’m not proud of it now but if I knew how easy it would be to save and share this creation with the world in 2025, my inner 9-year-old would be disappointed with me if I didn’t do that.
August 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This is basically what I used Mario Paint for when I was a kid and I thought I was so edgy and creative. I’m not proud of it now but if I knew how easy it would be to save and share this creation with the world in 2025, my inner 9-year-old would be disappointed with me if I didn’t do that.
Hey um… Can you please just come out and let me in?
July 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hey um… Can you please just come out and let me in?
Some of these ingredients are made up, right? Wasn’t Apocalypse Scorpion a vehicle in F-Zero? And Death Spiral a track from F-Zero?
July 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Some of these ingredients are made up, right? Wasn’t Apocalypse Scorpion a vehicle in F-Zero? And Death Spiral a track from F-Zero?
I’m enjoying Mario Kart World, but my favorite tracks from Mario Kart 8 were the F-Zero, Zelda, and Animal Crossing tracks, and it’s baffling to me that they haven’t just branched out and made a Nintendo Kart or Super Smash Kart. Instead of a 16th version of Bowser’s Castle, why not give us Norfair?
July 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I’m enjoying Mario Kart World, but my favorite tracks from Mario Kart 8 were the F-Zero, Zelda, and Animal Crossing tracks, and it’s baffling to me that they haven’t just branched out and made a Nintendo Kart or Super Smash Kart. Instead of a 16th version of Bowser’s Castle, why not give us Norfair?
Was not sure if that would qualify as a clear… 😮💨 #MarioKartWorld
July 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Was not sure if that would qualify as a clear… 😮💨 #MarioKartWorld
*me skipping the award ceremony whenever I finish with anything less than gold in Mario Kart World*
“We don’t celebrate mediocrity.”
“We don’t celebrate mediocrity.”
July 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
*me skipping the award ceremony whenever I finish with anything less than gold in Mario Kart World*
“We don’t celebrate mediocrity.”
“We don’t celebrate mediocrity.”
The segments in Mario Kart World where you’re driving on the surface of the water make me want a new Wave Race game real bad.
July 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The segments in Mario Kart World where you’re driving on the surface of the water make me want a new Wave Race game real bad.
My “I’m officially old” moment: I do not at all relate with the person for whom this ad is intended.
June 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My “I’m officially old” moment: I do not at all relate with the person for whom this ad is intended.
I feel like I could have been a theater kid in an alternate universe and I wonder how that me is doing.
June 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I feel like I could have been a theater kid in an alternate universe and I wonder how that me is doing.
Randomly got Popular by Nada Surf stuck in my head so I looked up the whole album it came from, and holy shit, how have I never heard this album before? 1996 me would have had this on repeat. And 2025 me is about to have this on repeat.
June 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Randomly got Popular by Nada Surf stuck in my head so I looked up the whole album it came from, and holy shit, how have I never heard this album before? 1996 me would have had this on repeat. And 2025 me is about to have this on repeat.
Really enjoying Good Game, No Rematch by Mike Drucker! As an awkward millennial who’s been way too obsessed with video games my whole life, the experiences he writes about are so relatable, it almost feels like I could have written many of them. If I was a better writer, I mean.
June 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Really enjoying Good Game, No Rematch by Mike Drucker! As an awkward millennial who’s been way too obsessed with video games my whole life, the experiences he writes about are so relatable, it almost feels like I could have written many of them. If I was a better writer, I mean.
I got one of those cat bowls with ridges inside designed to stop cats from eating so fast that they puke.
One of our cats threw up into the bowl.
Guess it doesn’t work…
One of our cats threw up into the bowl.
Guess it doesn’t work…
May 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I got one of those cat bowls with ridges inside designed to stop cats from eating so fast that they puke.
One of our cats threw up into the bowl.
Guess it doesn’t work…
One of our cats threw up into the bowl.
Guess it doesn’t work…
Connections
Puzzle #670
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Puzzle #670
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🟨🟦🟩🟩 <— Mario trap! 😩
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April 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Connections
Puzzle #670
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🟨🟦🟩🟩 <— Mario trap! 😩
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Puzzle #670
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🟨🟦🟩🟩 <— Mario trap! 😩
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