Stu Dort
@pigsty.bsky.social
signed all my executive orders with dab pen
this is a message for the artist CURTIS JACKSON i love the way he express oneself
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
this is a message for the artist CURTIS JACKSON i love the way he express oneself
my opener line in the cypher
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 AM
my opener line in the cypher
walkin onto the concrete job site like "whos ready to mix some shit the fuck up?"
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 AM
walkin onto the concrete job site like "whos ready to mix some shit the fuck up?"
rube goldberg fuck machine
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 AM
rube goldberg fuck machine
checking notifications on X
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM
checking notifications on X
Watching a MLS game for the first time and commentator goes "teasing little ball from behind" i cant take this sport serious man
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Watching a MLS game for the first time and commentator goes "teasing little ball from behind" i cant take this sport serious man
you beter watch your ass, like theres a tv show about your ass
November 19, 2025 at 8:27 AM
you beter watch your ass, like theres a tv show about your ass
you think your all that and a bag of chips, but your not that and a bag of shit
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 AM
you think your all that and a bag of chips, but your not that and a bag of shit
im slam dunckin like shack in his prime
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
im slam dunckin like shack in his prime
its so dumb how i drink beer everyday but i dont even feel good everyday
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
its so dumb how i drink beer everyday but i dont even feel good everyday
jack doherty is a poiltical prisoner and locking up for his beliefs is wrong
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
jack doherty is a poiltical prisoner and locking up for his beliefs is wrong
trump blew bubba sparxxx
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
trump blew bubba sparxxx
nsync? nah godsmack? more more fuckin like it
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
nsync? nah godsmack? more more fuckin like it
i could tell it was daylight savings time this morning cause i pissed the bed. happens everytime
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
i could tell it was daylight savings time this morning cause i pissed the bed. happens everytime
fmk biggie the rapper, biggie the wendys, biggie the buzzball
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
fmk biggie the rapper, biggie the wendys, biggie the buzzball
yall hear that lin manuel miranda hyperpop album?? shit fire fr
October 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
yall hear that lin manuel miranda hyperpop album?? shit fire fr
crazy... the world has never seen a real ass mfer eat poo on film yet
October 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
crazy... the world has never seen a real ass mfer eat poo on film yet
the rapper nas named himself after nascar cause of his lyrical horsepowers
October 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
the rapper nas named himself after nascar cause of his lyrical horsepowers
sometimes i get in a scuffle just to feel a man's touch
October 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
sometimes i get in a scuffle just to feel a man's touch
pete davidson shoulda opened with that norm macdonald joke about walking thru blood and bones in manhattan
October 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
pete davidson shoulda opened with that norm macdonald joke about walking thru blood and bones in manhattan
if my fridge starts showing me ads it better be for horny milfs in my area
October 2, 2025 at 6:14 AM
if my fridge starts showing me ads it better be for horny milfs in my area
one cool thing about being bald is when ur customizing your guy in a videogame, bald is always a hair option and ur person in the game always kinda looks like u irl no matter what
September 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
one cool thing about being bald is when ur customizing your guy in a videogame, bald is always a hair option and ur person in the game always kinda looks like u irl no matter what
my finger got infected from washing too many dishes so i seriously can never wash dishes again in my life or i might fucking die
September 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
my finger got infected from washing too many dishes so i seriously can never wash dishes again in my life or i might fucking die
"Its times like these we learn to love again" foo fighters
September 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"Its times like these we learn to love again" foo fighters
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