you can run all you want but the merch-duty monster will always find you

When u have to poop so bad at a venue but the venue restroom only has a curtain to poop behind

Too many shots to the dome

I am going to give birth to a great drummer one day

For a really long time, I didn't know how to utilize this fuckass app. I don't even know if people use it, but I think this will be my tour blog app. I'll only tweet from here on tour. Those are the rules

This sandwich saved my life.

My band when we are tired: I hate touring. Touring sucks!

My band when we are having fun: touring is the best and also the essence of life.

The stages keep getting bigger, and I keep getting more frightened

These public restrooms are not ready for my ass and juicy dumper