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🌊PickledRick🌊
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Socially progressive technologist.

This just in. The US is in a downward spiral with a trajectory headed straight for fucking bummerville.
May 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Fuck impotent religion
Trust in Science 🧬
April 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
April 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
April 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This just in. The orange monkey king works in mysterious ways. Puh-rayz-be lord DumpDiaper.
April 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This just in.
March 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Your god is nonexistent
And followers are hateful, supremacist and fanatical bigots
March 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
March 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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March 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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It's. A. COUP. Has been all along.
This one was censored in the US so not sure how many of you caught this before, but little X knows about the election rigging. Which is why Musk has effectively kidnapped him and doesn't allow him to be with his mother or other family.
March 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Keep sharing this because it is vital to understanding this moment.

The timing of his entry into politics after this trip, the one position he’s held firm on (at odds with past presidents of both political parties) and the unraveling of the post-WW II world order.

www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
The Hidden History of Trump’s First Trip to Moscow
In 1987, a young real estate developer traveled to the Soviet Union. The KGB almost certainly made the trip happen.
www.politico.com
March 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Repost & like, if you stand with President Zelensky!
February 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This just in. President Musk convened a meeting to discuss ongoing efforts by him and his elementary school compatriots to make murka great again!

Herr Musk’s hardest working secretary in the universe, Mr Trump, took a quick power nap & power dump in his pampers. Once again, we salute you pampers!
February 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This just in. Our lord and savior, Donald Trump (the hardest working president in the universe), was blowing off some steam today with a friendly game of golf. After handily winning the game with a negative infinity score, our lord made a liquid offering for his worshipers down his holy pampers.
February 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This just in. Apple’s Tim Cook is the latest lil rich bitch boy to drop to his knees for a good ole fashioned slob on the ass scented mushroom. 🫏🍄‍🟫

apnews.com/article/appl...
Apple changes Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America on maps
Apple has changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America on its maps after an order by President Donald Trump was made official by the U.S.
apnews.com
February 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This just in. Our mighty leader, jesus puh-rays his name, Donald tRump decided he’d take the day off and catch a sportsmanlike game of tennis.

The game was, however, abruptly ended when our dear leader made a last night’s McDeez brown flood down the back of his mandiaper. Rest in peace, pampers. 🫡
February 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This just in.

A Republican Rep from Georgia, Earl DillMacHillbilly, has introduced a bill to the House that would give a new name to Greenland as President Trump continues his efforts to purchase the island. The bill’s ultimate goal would see the nation renamed to Red, White and Blueland.
February 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This just in. Faux News has welcomed the venerable Lara Trump to their reporting tram. With deep knowledge of politics, art, science, economics, and international relations we expect great things from Lara! Congrats!
February 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This just in. Scientists stun the world with the first image from the most powerful electron microscope ever created (dubbed the NanoPhall-1). Behold the glorious president of the US’s penis at 1e+12 magnification!
February 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This just in. Surprise sneak peek of Tronald Dump’s future presidential gravestone!
February 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This just in. Some people see Jesus in their dog’s ass hair or in the burn patterns of toast. Hallelujah I say.

Well, I dropped a 9.2 couric magnitude jeebus log earlier today!! Puh-rayz-trump-jeebus-gawd-da-lawd!!
February 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM