5️⃣ THE NUMBER FIVE TOM THE DANCING BUG OF 2025
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Q-Nuts, in "All Hail the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown," from the week of 4/28/25

Kinda like chiropractic

You couldn't write a better get out the vote ad, than this. This should be a PSA that's shown on TV every day until the next presidential election

What it must be like, to live in a country with a functional government

Surprised they're not gold

I hear Haiti's beautiful this time of year

He cancelled for national security reasons

They're not flocking to South Dakota for a reason

Birds of a feather

A reminder that Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra’s parents emigrated here during a period when Italians were considered to be a genetically inferior and criminal-minded underclass that Stephen Miller’s racist predecessors said should be excluded from America

I think you mean historical fictional records. Also, Jewish isn't a nationality.

Now, in addition to being sold in those nearly impossible to open plastic pouches, will detergent pods need to be shaped so they can't be inserted into various orifices?

I wonder which one is driven by a small penised man

Here's mine. Beagles got no manners.