Marko
@pileofcoyote.parts
Human canine. I'm a furry.
⚠️ NSFW kink
📍 PNW
❤️ Pup Turbo
👤 he/him
⚠️ NSFW kink
📍 PNW
❤️ Pup Turbo
👤 he/him
Apparently to be social all I need are a 2000 kcal meal, 200 mg caffeine, and 400 mL of 5% beer.
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Apparently to be social all I need are a 2000 kcal meal, 200 mg caffeine, and 400 mL of 5% beer.
Hooking up in Seattle is a game of rock paper scissors where the choices are fursuit, rubber, or puppy.
December 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hooking up in Seattle is a game of rock paper scissors where the choices are fursuit, rubber, or puppy.
Cancelled Spotify. Switched to Qobuz. Sadly they're missing a handful of music that's important to me.
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Cancelled Spotify. Switched to Qobuz. Sadly they're missing a handful of music that's important to me.
Picking the theme is without question the hardest work of a furry convention.
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Picking the theme is without question the hardest work of a furry convention.
Web pages
Forums
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Wiki
Email
Forums
File sharing
Blogs
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Wiki
December 8, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Web pages
Forums
File sharing
Blogs
Chat rooms
Wiki
Email
Forums
File sharing
Blogs
Chat rooms
Wiki
Don't give in to peer pressure. The only way to avoid sports injuries is not to play.
Applying abstinence-only education to sports
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Don't give in to peer pressure. The only way to avoid sports injuries is not to play.
Why does everyone say this about me
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Why does everyone say this about me
Biig breakfast. I am eating for two now. (myself and my future self)
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Biig breakfast. I am eating for two now. (myself and my future self)
Critical mnemonics for my exam tomorrow:
1. Cows and bulls change jealousy into joy at the disco.
2. Speed pleasures gerbils, but tryptamine they seldom appreciate.
1. Cows and bulls change jealousy into joy at the disco.
2. Speed pleasures gerbils, but tryptamine they seldom appreciate.
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Critical mnemonics for my exam tomorrow:
1. Cows and bulls change jealousy into joy at the disco.
2. Speed pleasures gerbils, but tryptamine they seldom appreciate.
1. Cows and bulls change jealousy into joy at the disco.
2. Speed pleasures gerbils, but tryptamine they seldom appreciate.
I watched Zootopia for the first time recently. Yes it's copaganda. It depicts police as virtuous-but-flawed heroes. This is the only frame through which the message, "well-intentioned people can serve a politics that dehumanizes and inflicts mass trauma," could reach a billion-dollar audience.
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I watched Zootopia for the first time recently. Yes it's copaganda. It depicts police as virtuous-but-flawed heroes. This is the only frame through which the message, "well-intentioned people can serve a politics that dehumanizes and inflicts mass trauma," could reach a billion-dollar audience.
Indictment-oriented programming
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Indictment-oriented programming
In the United States it's Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
In the United States it's Thanksgiving.
Do squirrel celebrities hide their face from paparazzi with their tail?
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Do squirrel celebrities hide their face from paparazzi with their tail?
The Mazda Bongo Friendee Poontang Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper
The Mazda Bongo Friendee Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper
The Mazda Bongo Friendee Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper.
The Mazda Bongo Friendee Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper?
Mazda Bongo Friendee Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper!😁
The Mazda Bongo Friendee Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper?
Mazda Bongo Friendee Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper!😁
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The Mazda Bongo Friendee Poontang Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper
What if human semen was a psychedelic for an alien species the way frog venom is a psychedelic for humans?
November 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
What if human semen was a psychedelic for an alien species the way frog venom is a psychedelic for humans?
My tongue has a medial ring
October 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My tongue has a medial ring