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#WHITESOX: #Pope Bob enjoyed a cigar outside an Oak Brook 7-Eleven with a crowd of devotees on hand. “Dis place’ll always be White Hen, get me?” The mood soured as reports came in of a south side series loss to the Astros. His holiness sparked a Winston 100 & spat before his departure.
June 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
#WHITESOX: #Pope Bob enjoyed a cigar outside an Oak Brook 7-Eleven with a crowd of devotees on hand. “Dis place’ll always be White Hen, get me?” The mood soured as reports came in of a south side series loss to the Astros. His holiness sparked a Winston 100 & spat before his departure.
June 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
#BEARS: Kevin Warren, George McCaskey settle on abandoned lot, a former Tilted Kilt location, for new Bears practice facility; plan stadium lot within a closed Shoney's
June 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
#BEARS: Kevin Warren, George McCaskey settle on abandoned lot, a former Tilted Kilt location, for new Bears practice facility; plan stadium lot within a closed Shoney's
#WSCR: Former 670 The Score host Dan Bernstein reportedly living in van down by river.
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May 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
#WSCR: Former 670 The Score host Dan Bernstein reportedly living in van down by river.
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#Cubs: Northsiders celebrate 25th anniversary of Glenallen Hill hitting a ball into fuckin’ outer space; holy hell did he smash that goddamn thing at least 5-600 feet, my god
May 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
#Cubs: Northsiders celebrate 25th anniversary of Glenallen Hill hitting a ball into fuckin’ outer space; holy hell did he smash that goddamn thing at least 5-600 feet, my god
#Cubs: After historically bad outing, RP Ryan Pressly has been designated for assignment into the galactic abyss, lost to time and the ancient gods of humanity's ruination.
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May 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
#Cubs: After historically bad outing, RP Ryan Pressly has been designated for assignment into the galactic abyss, lost to time and the ancient gods of humanity's ruination.
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#Cubs: North siders celebrate 27th anniversary of Kerry Wood hitting 20 bags ringers in a row.
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May 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
#Cubs: North siders celebrate 27th anniversary of Kerry Wood hitting 20 bags ringers in a row.
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#NHLPlayoffs: Watching game 7 of Jets/Blues reminds #Blackhawks fans of Chris Campoli and Alec Martinez, as Chicago area ratings plummet during key playoffs game.
May 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
#NHLPlayoffs: Watching game 7 of Jets/Blues reminds #Blackhawks fans of Chris Campoli and Alec Martinez, as Chicago area ratings plummet during key playoffs game.
#BREAKING: GM Kyle Davidson to announce that legendary NAHL brawler Shats MacDuffin will be next #Blackhawks head coach.
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May 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
#BREAKING: GM Kyle Davidson to announce that legendary NAHL brawler Shats MacDuffin will be next #Blackhawks head coach.
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#Bears: Former QB Jay Cutler signs multi-year endorsement deal with Marlboro cigarettes; anticipates being paid in product - "for love of the game," says Cutler's representation.
May 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
#Bears: Former QB Jay Cutler signs multi-year endorsement deal with Marlboro cigarettes; anticipates being paid in product - "for love of the game," says Cutler's representation.
#WhiteSox: Chairman Jerry Reinsdorf has been successfully reminded that he owns White Sox.
“Oh yeah,” said Reinsdorf. “Thanks for that.”
He reportedly then resumed flicking boogers onto the windows of his luxury suite.
“Oh yeah,” said Reinsdorf. “Thanks for that.”
He reportedly then resumed flicking boogers onto the windows of his luxury suite.
May 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
#WhiteSox: Chairman Jerry Reinsdorf has been successfully reminded that he owns White Sox.
“Oh yeah,” said Reinsdorf. “Thanks for that.”
He reportedly then resumed flicking boogers onto the windows of his luxury suite.
“Oh yeah,” said Reinsdorf. “Thanks for that.”
He reportedly then resumed flicking boogers onto the windows of his luxury suite.
RETRACTION: The Pillar editorial staff has removed the offending post regarding the fallen Pirates fan, and the social media intern responsible is no longer employed by Pillar Press Inc. We apologize to those impacted.
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May 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
RETRACTION: The Pillar editorial staff has removed the offending post regarding the fallen Pirates fan, and the social media intern responsible is no longer employed by Pillar Press Inc. We apologize to those impacted.
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#Bulls: Chairman Reinsdorf to induct Lonzo Ball into team's prestigious "Hall of Knees," first member since Derrick Rose to join illustrious injury ring of honor.
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April 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
#Bulls: Chairman Reinsdorf to induct Lonzo Ball into team's prestigious "Hall of Knees," first member since Derrick Rose to join illustrious injury ring of honor.
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#Bears: Kevin Warren turns new stadium talks into developing lot at Baltic Avenue.
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April 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
#Bears: Kevin Warren turns new stadium talks into developing lot at Baltic Avenue.
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