William the Pianist
@piltoverpianist.bsky.social
"How do we come back to normal after everything?"
The piano playing ex-soldier of Piltover. Discharged and back to his ivory keys.
Courtesy of Fitz
Arcane RP/Parody account. MVRP 18+ MDNI
The piano playing ex-soldier of Piltover. Discharged and back to his ivory keys.
Courtesy of Fitz
Arcane RP/Parody account. MVRP 18+ MDNI
Pinned
"A good man went to war.
I don't know who came out."
[Made by @stringcheeseproductions on TikTok]
I don't know who came out."
[Made by @stringcheeseproductions on TikTok]
"No, I know...
Just never thought I'd be starting new hobbies until I was 40."
Just never thought I'd be starting new hobbies until I was 40."
"Maybe this is an opportunity to reach yourself something new.
I'm no musician but I know how to build stuff."
I'm no musician but I know how to build stuff."
"Well, the Academy is hiring talent younger than me now...
Not to mention hiring more... Well, /less/ socially active musicians.
Maybe it's time I move off of the Academy. I'm sure the Council will move on."
Not to mention hiring more... Well, /less/ socially active musicians.
Maybe it's time I move off of the Academy. I'm sure the Council will move on."
January 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
"No, I know...
Just never thought I'd be starting new hobbies until I was 40."
Just never thought I'd be starting new hobbies until I was 40."
"Well, the Academy is hiring talent younger than me now...
Not to mention hiring more... Well, /less/ socially active musicians.
Maybe it's time I move off of the Academy. I'm sure the Council will move on."
Not to mention hiring more... Well, /less/ socially active musicians.
Maybe it's time I move off of the Academy. I'm sure the Council will move on."
"Maybe you can learn to make and repair instruments."
He nods proudly.
"Yeah, but building instruments seems just as fun."
"Yeah, but building instruments seems just as fun."
January 16, 2026 at 8:38 AM
"Well, the Academy is hiring talent younger than me now...
Not to mention hiring more... Well, /less/ socially active musicians.
Maybe it's time I move off of the Academy. I'm sure the Council will move on."
Not to mention hiring more... Well, /less/ socially active musicians.
Maybe it's time I move off of the Academy. I'm sure the Council will move on."
He nods proudly.
"Yeah, but building instruments seems just as fun."
"Yeah, but building instruments seems just as fun."
"Hey, you found your talent and you're amazing at it!"
"I really should have spent more focus on gears and stuff as a kid.
Little beyond me."
Little beyond me."
January 16, 2026 at 7:55 AM
He nods proudly.
"Yeah, but building instruments seems just as fun."
"Yeah, but building instruments seems just as fun."
"I really should have spent more focus on gears and stuff as a kid.
Little beyond me."
Little beyond me."
"Of course! I gotta think on the fly too but nothing my gadgets can't get me out of."
“That is definitely true. Explains why you always have quick backup plans…”
January 16, 2026 at 12:44 AM
"I really should have spent more focus on gears and stuff as a kid.
Little beyond me."
Little beyond me."
“That is definitely true. Explains why you always have quick backup plans…”
"Why thank you! I am a technical genius after all!"
He nods with admiration.
“You are really good at making multifunctional things.”
“You are really good at making multifunctional things.”
January 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
“That is definitely true. Explains why you always have quick backup plans…”
He nods with admiration.
“You are really good at making multifunctional things.”
“You are really good at making multifunctional things.”
"It bites real hard, also blows up."
“That like a sharp walking teeth toy or does it just bite hard?”
January 15, 2026 at 10:26 AM
He nods with admiration.
“You are really good at making multifunctional things.”
“You are really good at making multifunctional things.”
“That like a sharp walking teeth toy or does it just bite hard?”
"Exactly! And if I wanted I could have thrown my chompers buuuut I didn't."
“I’m flattered.
Sounds like a waste of good fruit anyways.”
Sounds like a waste of good fruit anyways.”
January 15, 2026 at 9:02 AM
“That like a sharp walking teeth toy or does it just bite hard?”
“I’m flattered.
Sounds like a waste of good fruit anyways.”
Sounds like a waste of good fruit anyways.”
"I wouldn't throw them anyway."
“That’s a shame. Rotten ones have softer impact.”
January 15, 2026 at 7:24 AM
“I’m flattered.
Sounds like a waste of good fruit anyways.”
Sounds like a waste of good fruit anyways.”
“That’s a shame. Rotten ones have softer impact.”
"No tomatoes here, well no rotten ones anyway."
“At least you're an honest critic. I'll take a rotten tomato thrown than a backstabbing peer review in the paper.”
January 15, 2026 at 7:06 AM
“That’s a shame. Rotten ones have softer impact.”
“At least you're an honest critic. I'll take a rotten tomato thrown than a backstabbing peer review in the paper.”
"You'll always have a good audience with me around."
“Feels like forever since I had a good audience that wasn't just paying me.”
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
“At least you're an honest critic. I'll take a rotten tomato thrown than a backstabbing peer review in the paper.”
“Feels like forever since I had a good audience that wasn't just paying me.”
She clapped her hands.
"Nicely done!"
"Nicely done!"
He bowed after playing.
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
“Feels like forever since I had a good audience that wasn't just paying me.”
He peeked out in sleepwear and a toothbrush in hand.
“That’s what I’ve been saying.”
“That’s what I’ve been saying.”
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
He peeked out in sleepwear and a toothbrush in hand.
“That’s what I’ve been saying.”
“That’s what I’ve been saying.”
He bowed after playing.
Her faint smile grew once her face as her tapping followed the beat.
He smiled and kept playing, glad to have an audience again.
January 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
He bowed after playing.
He smiled and kept playing, glad to have an audience again.
Jinx stood there as William began to play, nodding her head slowly to the beat as her foot tapped against the floor.
He stretched his neck and his arms out, cracking his knuckles.
"High speed, you got it."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwdC...
"High speed, you got it."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwdC...
December 30, 2025 at 11:41 AM
He smiled and kept playing, glad to have an audience again.
He stretched his neck and his arms out, cracking his knuckles.
"High speed, you got it."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwdC...
"High speed, you got it."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwdC...
December 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
He stretched his neck and his arms out, cracking his knuckles.
"High speed, you got it."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwdC...
"High speed, you got it."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwdC...
"Well, it's winter, so I can go waltz or a high pace cover of a winter song."
"Maybe, whatcha got?"
"Don't suppose music would help?"
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
"Well, it's winter, so I can go waltz or a high pace cover of a winter song."
"Don't suppose music would help?"
December 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
"Don't suppose music would help?"
That's more like it.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
That's more like it.
Sleeping on the bow-wowing.
My daily schedule
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Sleeping on the bow-wowing.
Reposted by William the Pianist
"None. It was poor timing on my part."
He opened a few windows and used a long branch for opening the skylight, he put a towel over his mouth.
"What brings you to my place?"
He opened a few windows and used a long branch for opening the skylight, he put a towel over his mouth.
"What brings you to my place?"
"And did those muffins commit some awful crime to you?" A faint twitch to his lips, observing the mild fire damage and charred remains of aforementioned muffins.
“It’s for the concert success.
Went well. I thought I’d cook myself muffins.”
Went well. I thought I’d cook myself muffins.”
October 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
"None. It was poor timing on my part."
He opened a few windows and used a long branch for opening the skylight, he put a towel over his mouth.
"What brings you to my place?"
He opened a few windows and used a long branch for opening the skylight, he put a towel over his mouth.
"What brings you to my place?"
"...Well, I appreciate that."
“ no. not at all. i’m just not going to force someone to let me drink. ”
"...Uh, I don't have a bad blood smell or something, do I?"
October 14, 2025 at 9:51 AM
"...Well, I appreciate that."
"...Uh, I don't have a bad blood smell or something, do I?"
“ you’re very punny but, no. ”
"More of a /negative/ person?"
October 14, 2025 at 9:49 AM
"...Uh, I don't have a bad blood smell or something, do I?"
"More of a /negative/ person?"
her eyes roll.
“ you aren’t my blood type anyways. ”
“ you aren’t my blood type anyways. ”
"I told myself I needed to buy more stakes... The carpenter guild thought I was nuts."
October 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
"More of a /negative/ person?"
Reposted by William the Pianist
