Pimento Mori
@pimento-mori.bsky.social
Pissy satirist & author, "Vote Loki: 2024" and "God Of Stories"
Queer, autistic, and angry. Clean underwear and a dirty mind. 🏳️🌈
https://archiveofourown.org/series/3509920
Queer, autistic, and angry. Clean underwear and a dirty mind. 🏳️🌈
https://archiveofourown.org/series/3509920
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If the NYT told the story of the homeless teenager exploited by Matt Gaetz with even half as much empathy as it tells the story of Olivia Nuzzi, it would be in danger of committing journalism.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If the NYT told the story of the homeless teenager exploited by Matt Gaetz with even half as much empathy as it tells the story of Olivia Nuzzi, it would be in danger of committing journalism.
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With Transgender Awareness Week and Day of Remembrance coming up, some reminders:
1. No franchise is worth the destruction of trans rights.
2. Harry Potter funds transphobia.
3. FNaF funds facists.
4. Games featuring these franchises should be boycotted.
It's the LEAST you can do in trans support.
1. No franchise is worth the destruction of trans rights.
2. Harry Potter funds transphobia.
3. FNaF funds facists.
4. Games featuring these franchises should be boycotted.
It's the LEAST you can do in trans support.
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
With Transgender Awareness Week and Day of Remembrance coming up, some reminders:
1. No franchise is worth the destruction of trans rights.
2. Harry Potter funds transphobia.
3. FNaF funds facists.
4. Games featuring these franchises should be boycotted.
It's the LEAST you can do in trans support.
1. No franchise is worth the destruction of trans rights.
2. Harry Potter funds transphobia.
3. FNaF funds facists.
4. Games featuring these franchises should be boycotted.
It's the LEAST you can do in trans support.
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if you're being pedantic about the definition of pedophilia I'm assuming you are a pedophile
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
if you're being pedantic about the definition of pedophilia I'm assuming you are a pedophile
golly, so many trolls offering themselves up as my next batch of character creation prompts for hilarious Wile E. Coyote death scenes, I can't pick which one to do first
decisions, decisions
decisions, decisions
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
golly, so many trolls offering themselves up as my next batch of character creation prompts for hilarious Wile E. Coyote death scenes, I can't pick which one to do first
decisions, decisions
decisions, decisions
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What if we exhumed the corpse of your loved one and had it dance for money
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What if we exhumed the corpse of your loved one and had it dance for money
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We are going to witness the destruction of human minds in staggering and innumerable ways in the coming years.
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
We are going to witness the destruction of human minds in staggering and innumerable ways in the coming years.
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The kid in the commercial who grows up talking to ghost in the machine Grandma is having his entire childhood fed into the algorithm & recorded. He will never be allowed privacy, his whole life controlled for someone’s else’s profit.
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 AM
The kid in the commercial who grows up talking to ghost in the machine Grandma is having his entire childhood fed into the algorithm & recorded. He will never be allowed privacy, his whole life controlled for someone’s else’s profit.
pretty solid blocklist for those of us avoiding AI "artists" (thx @1singlethread.swifties.social)
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
pretty solid blocklist for those of us avoiding AI "artists" (thx @1singlethread.swifties.social)
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
said it better than I could have on a saturday
2024: “We can’t impose regulations on AI or we risk falling behind the Chinese in the race for AGI!”
2025: “We spent a hundred billion dollars to sometimes follow the user’s request to obscure their use of our system.”
2025: “We spent a hundred billion dollars to sometimes follow the user’s request to obscure their use of our system.”
AGI any day now
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
said it better than I could have on a saturday
well, Sammy, it only learned so many em-dashes in the first place because of all the fanfiction you assholes stole
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
well, Sammy, it only learned so many em-dashes in the first place because of all the fanfiction you assholes stole
this AI "artist" is poaching followers from real artists who show their own real art
block and move on
bsky.app/profile/skye...
block and move on
bsky.app/profile/skye...
bsky.app
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
this AI "artist" is poaching followers from real artists who show their own real art
block and move on
bsky.app/profile/skye...
block and move on
bsky.app/profile/skye...
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Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy by Lana Bensel
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy by Lana Bensel
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remember, fandom, Marvel is a cash cow for Disney and that means the only consumption we give it for the foreseeable future is shit we already own or can watch for free elsewhere
no exceptions
read fanfic if you're craving it, do not give the studio any goddamn money and stay out of their parks
no exceptions
read fanfic if you're craving it, do not give the studio any goddamn money and stay out of their parks
Disney has lost nearly $4 Billion in three days from combined stock price collapse and cancelled subscriptions.
September 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
remember, fandom, Marvel is a cash cow for Disney and that means the only consumption we give it for the foreseeable future is shit we already own or can watch for free elsewhere
no exceptions
read fanfic if you're craving it, do not give the studio any goddamn money and stay out of their parks
no exceptions
read fanfic if you're craving it, do not give the studio any goddamn money and stay out of their parks
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Newsom is proof that if Trump was more clean cut and well spoken liberals wouldn’t have a problem with Trump
August 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Newsom is proof that if Trump was more clean cut and well spoken liberals wouldn’t have a problem with Trump
I'm kinda over this whole "date a famous journalist and get him to repost your shallow self-absorbed substack woo to his own audience (that you did nothing to earn)" trend I'm looking at.
Anybody still fawning over Anne Rice in 2025 is a loser and a queer-traitor not worth reposting, imo.
Anybody still fawning over Anne Rice in 2025 is a loser and a queer-traitor not worth reposting, imo.
August 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I'm kinda over this whole "date a famous journalist and get him to repost your shallow self-absorbed substack woo to his own audience (that you did nothing to earn)" trend I'm looking at.
Anybody still fawning over Anne Rice in 2025 is a loser and a queer-traitor not worth reposting, imo.
Anybody still fawning over Anne Rice in 2025 is a loser and a queer-traitor not worth reposting, imo.
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taylor swift finding true love and getting engaged at 35 reminds us of a few things:
🦋 there is no “perfect age” for anything, only perfect timing
🦋 dream big and fight for what you want and deserve
🦋 if he wanted to he freaking WOULD!!
🦋 there is no “perfect age” for anything, only perfect timing
🦋 dream big and fight for what you want and deserve
🦋 if he wanted to he freaking WOULD!!
August 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
taylor swift finding true love and getting engaged at 35 reminds us of a few things:
🦋 there is no “perfect age” for anything, only perfect timing
🦋 dream big and fight for what you want and deserve
🦋 if he wanted to he freaking WOULD!!
🦋 there is no “perfect age” for anything, only perfect timing
🦋 dream big and fight for what you want and deserve
🦋 if he wanted to he freaking WOULD!!
stop I'm screaming LMAO
Congratulations to Taylor and Travis and one thing you could always get the couple that has everything is another fire extinguisher.
August 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
stop I'm screaming LMAO
all i can think about is that she didn’t have to go to a secret garden in her mind, this time.
August 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Flavor Flav being more cooler about the news than half the men on the internet really says a lot about both
in a world full East Coast Jays, be a Flavor Flav ⏰
in a world full East Coast Jays, be a Flavor Flav ⏰
August 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Flavor Flav being more cooler about the news than half the men on the internet really says a lot about both
in a world full East Coast Jays, be a Flavor Flav ⏰
in a world full East Coast Jays, be a Flavor Flav ⏰
"The dead have the right to remain dead."
I couldn't have put it better myself
I couldn't have put it better myself
The dead have a right to remain dead. An animated skin put over a computer model and given the same name as the dead son of grieving parents is a cursed golem and a full delusion. By interviewing the computer model, Acosta has asked us to accept this as true or real. Gun control deserves better.
At 4p ET/1p PT, I’ll have a one of a kind interview with Joaquin Oliver. He died in the Parkland school shooting. But his parents have created an AI version of their son for a powerful message on gun violence. Plus TX Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social - see you soon on Substack and later on YouTube.
August 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"The dead have the right to remain dead."
I couldn't have put it better myself
I couldn't have put it better myself
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Someone smarter than me will probably have something poetic to say about how we're actively killing the earth so we can reanimate corpses
At 4p ET/1p PT, I’ll have a one of a kind interview with Joaquin Oliver. He died in the Parkland school shooting. But his parents have created an AI version of their son for a powerful message on gun violence. Plus TX Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social - see you soon on Substack and later on YouTube.
August 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Someone smarter than me will probably have something poetic to say about how we're actively killing the earth so we can reanimate corpses