It's only his 79th birthday - next year he'll want a much bigger birthday parade.

That is hilarious - no idea what is true

Exactly. While he is still tied to Tesla in any way, a new face shouldn't make any difference

April Fools works the other way round for The Onion

It is hard to tell these days...

These left wingers are even more devious than previously thought! Making conservatives trans through subliminal messaging hidden in their own word! At least "The Republicans" is still saf- oh no!!

Give it a few days

That also happened to be the very first sketch I saw of you on YT and which made me subscribe 😁

That was so hilarious. "Yes it's real." No, Donald, no it's not.

I also found the link to the Haltbakk Bunkers Facebook comment on Google (with a preview), but when clicking on it, it says "When this happens, it's usually because the owner only shared it with a small group of people or changed who can see it, or it's been deleted."

That newspaper report also includes an interview with the CEO of Haltbakk Bunkers, confirming it.

This would have felt satisfying, but AI-generated videos like this is what is really just going to fuel MAGA and pro Kremlin Russians, who'll think this actually happened.

Trump has already fired military leaders and replaced them with his goons. I doubt the military will rise up to save America - it's more likely end up doing Trump's bidding instead

Nope, but more than appropriate. Hats off to them

"complying with federal law", "appropriate security clearances", "won't do anything without approval", ... 😂 That entire document is a joke. He has GOT to know that it's all a lie, but is hoping his voters are stupid enough to buy it

Exactly. They have the postal office in their pocket too now. Allowing them to manipulate postal votes. And that's only the beginning. They have time to make sure that any future elections can be tempered with if necessary.

I would argue they've already lost Europe too. Politicians may still cling on to hope, but at the same time, they need to prepare for the reality that the US have become dangerous, led by traitors, and proven to be highly unreliable (and that won't end with new elections either).