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Pinche the Undying

@pinche-pi.bsky.social

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Pinche 2 - Colon cancer 0 Groucho Marxist and middle finger enthusiast, pastor of Our Lady of the Middle Finger Church and Tax Shelter™ #D&D&D Dungeons & Dragons & Doobies, DM and high af wizard

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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · Oct 18

Greetings everyone!

May all of your fucks be off

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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 40m

Polishing a turd doesn't change what it is

Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 41m

It was a good question and your answer was as empty as you are Mike

Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 48m

No he doesnt

Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 18h

"Just like they did with cartels"

So....nothing?

Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 1d

Tulip debt rising

Techmeme @techmeme.com · 2d

JPMorgan Chase reports that $1.2T of debt is now tied to AI-related companies, making it the largest segment in the investment-grade market (Caleb Mutua/Bloomberg)

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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 1d

A lot of food and no one is eating, apparently the polonium pancakes weren't a hit

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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 1d

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a man wearing headphones and a hat that says ' jmc da kana ' on it

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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 2d

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 1d

The seven wars go to a different school, you wouldnt know them

Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 1d

Ah yes warzone, as you can see, Colonel Sanders is about to breach our perimeter

Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 1d

2 years and still haven't heard a single true thing leave his lips

Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 1d

a frog is laying on a counter in a kitchen ..

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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry, 4'9"

Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 2d

Delicious 😂

a woman in a denim shirt is eating a piece of food with the hashtag plantbased on the bottom

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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 2d

Mmmm, his oil is extra snakey today

Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 2d

Frogdalf is casting magic missile at the darkness 😂

Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 2d

Ladderpullers, inc.™

Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 2d

They retreated from a frog wizard Stevie

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Stephen Miller claims that in Portland "ICE officers have to street battles against antifa, hand to hand combat every night, to come and go from their building"

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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 2d

Climate change is real y'all

Portland burning to ground season isn't usually until 6 months before an election

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 3d

Trump: Portland is burning to the ground—insurrectionists all over the place. The politicians are afraid for their lives. That’s the only reason they say there’s nothing happening.