andy
pinchponch.bsky.social
andy
@pinchponch.bsky.social
they/them
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tattoo collector 🖼️
amateur baker 🧑🏻‍🍳
d&d enthusiast (cooked af not RAW) 🎲
crazy how having a crush on someone feels like 50% reason to live, 50% oh my god I want to d!e
May 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
dating profile draft one - sometimes I stare into the clear blue sky and can feel my soul, my very being, recharging
March 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I do recommend therapy but I also warn you that sometimes you think you’re just sharing the tea but out of no where they’ll hit you with something like “I’m wondering how this judgment serves you” 💀
March 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
making cishet white men uncomfortable is a great gay pastime
February 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’ll be having gay imposter syndrome like ‘’I’m not valid enough to claim this label’’ but then I hang out with cishet folks and it’s like oh no I’m so gay. I’m so trans and queer. deffffffinitely gay.
February 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
trying to talk myself out of crushing on a jock like “he didn’t even know what a paladin is”
February 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m about to create the best visual pun of my life and I know not enough people will appreciate it
January 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’ve tried the convenience of digital character sheets but for me, nothing beats flipping through a decade of old pencil & paper notes and memories
January 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
a grown man with grown kids of his own just unironically said he wished he could hire his mother to clean up after him in the office.
December 30, 2024 at 8:09 PM
hey quick question how do I not be haunted by everything I say in every interaction?
December 24, 2024 at 12:01 AM
I was given Animal Crossing as an early Christmas gift and I am enjoying it but if I’m being totally honest it really is just making me excited to play Stardew Valley again
December 15, 2024 at 4:43 PM
whoever named it the Nervous System did a great job imo because my system is for sure nervous
December 14, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I’m like cinderella at social gatherings except instead of midnight it’s 10pm and instead of slipping out of my shoe I slip into a dissociative state
December 11, 2024 at 3:16 AM
all three of my D&D campaigns are meeting at least once in December and one of them might even meet twice. my own christmas miracle 🥹
December 10, 2024 at 3:55 PM
sour gummie skittles: 3/10
underwhelming flavor, too sticky/not right in texture, not that sour.

my quest for the best sour candy continues
December 6, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I just walked into the break room where some coworkers were clearly talking shit and then someone says “oh it’s andy, they’re fine” and then resumed shit talking so I’ll be enjoying that tiny slice of validation for the rest of the workday
December 5, 2024 at 6:47 PM
so far downloading this app for me has just meant reactivating an old teenage brain mode of thinking in short, post-able phrases spoken to the void
December 4, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Reposted by andy
so we moved to bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 4:53 AM
I created a bluesky as soon as I learned libsoftiktok was banned on it 🫶
December 3, 2024 at 2:17 AM