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Jokes of questionable quality.
Hey magats - when you shoot yourself in the foot do you aim for a specific toe? Or just kinda point at the middle and blast away?
Hey magats - when you shoot yourself in the foot do you aim for a specific toe? Or just kinda point at the middle and blast away?
Child rapists are neither democrat or republican. They are criminals and need to be in jail. Trump, Clinton and the lot.
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Child rapists are neither democrat or republican. They are criminals and need to be in jail. Trump, Clinton and the lot.
Reminds me of when drowsy Don had his fuckstick lawyer Todd move pedophile Ghislaine to club fed so she wouldn’t out him as a child rapist
donald trump in a suit and tie is sitting in a crowd of people
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December 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Reminds me of when drowsy Don had his fuckstick lawyer Todd move pedophile Ghislaine to club fed so she wouldn’t out him as a child rapist
Appalled and disgusted on a daily basis. But also powerless to change it. Voted against him 3 times. Stood on a freeway overpass with a sign for no kings day(s).
It all keeps getting worse. It’s exhausting.
It all keeps getting worse. It’s exhausting.
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Appalled and disgusted on a daily basis. But also powerless to change it. Voted against him 3 times. Stood on a freeway overpass with a sign for no kings day(s).
It all keeps getting worse. It’s exhausting.
It all keeps getting worse. It’s exhausting.
We voted for him to keep ‘Dr’ Oz out. Now we have them both.
Hey Fetterfool - enjoy the primary
Hey Fetterfool - enjoy the primary
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
We voted for him to keep ‘Dr’ Oz out. Now we have them both.
Hey Fetterfool - enjoy the primary
Hey Fetterfool - enjoy the primary
Those darn Californians pitched in as well…
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Those darn Californians pitched in as well…
That Henry Aaron fella is supposed to be good. Maybe when they allow NBA players to kick a field goal or run outside in the rain. Hey those Canadians are good ice skaters eh? Biden could never skate. In fact I’m announcing a pardon for Larry Bird. He was a great pitcher
October 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
That Henry Aaron fella is supposed to be good. Maybe when they allow NBA players to kick a field goal or run outside in the rain. Hey those Canadians are good ice skaters eh? Biden could never skate. In fact I’m announcing a pardon for Larry Bird. He was a great pitcher
The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom sponsored by your friends at Lockheed Martin.
Now booking for private events in 2026, priority given to Miss Underage Teen USA pageants. Perfect for scheming your next crypto scam! Book now!
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October 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom sponsored by your friends at Lockheed Martin.
Now booking for private events in 2026, priority given to Miss Underage Teen USA pageants. Perfect for scheming your next crypto scam! Book now!
Now booking for private events in 2026, priority given to Miss Underage Teen USA pageants. Perfect for scheming your next crypto scam! Book now!
Maybe one day little Mikey will become a real boy!!
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October 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Maybe one day little Mikey will become a real boy!!
I sure hope there aren’t any immigrants working that equipment. I mean I’m sure American born skilled laborers are lining up for that work right?
October 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I sure hope there aren’t any immigrants working that equipment. I mean I’m sure American born skilled laborers are lining up for that work right?
He just wants to be a real boy one day
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October 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
He just wants to be a real boy one day
A bunch of CIO & CTOs via CFOs who have their personal fortune directly tied to the profitability of their individual companies via stock options, RSUs and preferred stock via Wall Street via hedge funds & VCs.
In other words “I’d give everything I have… for just a little more.”
In other words “I’d give everything I have… for just a little more.”
October 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
A bunch of CIO & CTOs via CFOs who have their personal fortune directly tied to the profitability of their individual companies via stock options, RSUs and preferred stock via Wall Street via hedge funds & VCs.
In other words “I’d give everything I have… for just a little more.”
In other words “I’d give everything I have… for just a little more.”
Hey! You can use Microsoft Azure, Google Clo…
Umm… nevermind.
Umm… nevermind.
October 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Hey! You can use Microsoft Azure, Google Clo…
Umm… nevermind.
Umm… nevermind.
I wish you guys weren’t so bombastic. I don’t watch your videos anymore because every day is ‘Trump Shoves JD Vance in the microwave! AND PUTS IT ON HIGH!!!!’
It’s hard to tell the good stuff from the bombastic stuff.. is this one really the good stuff?
It’s hard to tell the good stuff from the bombastic stuff.. is this one really the good stuff?
October 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I wish you guys weren’t so bombastic. I don’t watch your videos anymore because every day is ‘Trump Shoves JD Vance in the microwave! AND PUTS IT ON HIGH!!!!’
It’s hard to tell the good stuff from the bombastic stuff.. is this one really the good stuff?
It’s hard to tell the good stuff from the bombastic stuff.. is this one really the good stuff?
Huh. This from the ‘nobody is above the law!’guy?
But the first thing out of his mouth? “Im Federal” - but if nobody’s above the law.. why does that matter?
But the first thing out of his mouth? “Im Federal” - but if nobody’s above the law.. why does that matter?
October 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Huh. This from the ‘nobody is above the law!’guy?
But the first thing out of his mouth? “Im Federal” - but if nobody’s above the law.. why does that matter?
But the first thing out of his mouth? “Im Federal” - but if nobody’s above the law.. why does that matter?
Yes Trump is the first president to impregnate satan with a butt baby.
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October 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Yes Trump is the first president to impregnate satan with a butt baby.
Yea but what kind of truck nutz is that. Civic sporting?
October 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Yea but what kind of truck nutz is that. Civic sporting?
Oof. This was a tough read. Hopefully Jenna is at peace now and the other survivors are getting the help they need.
Release the #EpsteinFiles
Release the #EpsteinFiles
October 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Oof. This was a tough read. Hopefully Jenna is at peace now and the other survivors are getting the help they need.
Release the #EpsteinFiles
Release the #EpsteinFiles
Ooooohhhhh - promoting democratic rights of Venezuelans wins it.
Someone probably misunderstood and thought you receive the award for blasting the crap out of Venezuelan boats.
Easy mistake to make.
Someone probably misunderstood and thought you receive the award for blasting the crap out of Venezuelan boats.
Easy mistake to make.
October 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Ooooohhhhh - promoting democratic rights of Venezuelans wins it.
Someone probably misunderstood and thought you receive the award for blasting the crap out of Venezuelan boats.
Easy mistake to make.
Someone probably misunderstood and thought you receive the award for blasting the crap out of Venezuelan boats.
Easy mistake to make.
- Latina woman wins, not because of her race or gender but because she earned it
- Mango Mussolini will throw ketchup
- Lil Marco has been pushing for regime change in Venezuela and Cuba so F him (again)
- More people will learn about her, inspiring others to take similar stands
Bravo!
- Mango Mussolini will throw ketchup
- Lil Marco has been pushing for regime change in Venezuela and Cuba so F him (again)
- More people will learn about her, inspiring others to take similar stands
Bravo!
October 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
- Latina woman wins, not because of her race or gender but because she earned it
- Mango Mussolini will throw ketchup
- Lil Marco has been pushing for regime change in Venezuela and Cuba so F him (again)
- More people will learn about her, inspiring others to take similar stands
Bravo!
- Mango Mussolini will throw ketchup
- Lil Marco has been pushing for regime change in Venezuela and Cuba so F him (again)
- More people will learn about her, inspiring others to take similar stands
Bravo!
Hey guess what else did not do what was promised?
US Congress who promised to release the #EpsteinFiles
US Congress who promised to release the #EpsteinFiles
October 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Hey guess what else did not do what was promised?
US Congress who promised to release the #EpsteinFiles
US Congress who promised to release the #EpsteinFiles
Jeez some of us just finished dinner. Warn a guy before dropping that in my timeline. Now I won’t sleep for days.
October 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Jeez some of us just finished dinner. Warn a guy before dropping that in my timeline. Now I won’t sleep for days.
What??? I mean who would have guessed? Corruption in politics? And by ice barbie, cosplaying dog killer?
I for one am shocked! Shocked I tell you!!
I for one am shocked! Shocked I tell you!!
a stuffed monkey with a tv peru logo on the bottom left
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October 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
What??? I mean who would have guessed? Corruption in politics? And by ice barbie, cosplaying dog killer?
I for one am shocked! Shocked I tell you!!
I for one am shocked! Shocked I tell you!!
Anyone know which American city looks closest to Nuremberg? I want to buy my plane ticket now before prices go up.
October 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Anyone know which American city looks closest to Nuremberg? I want to buy my plane ticket now before prices go up.
‘Half named young women’
He means kids. The president and his best pal raped kids. Children.
Not ‘half naked young women’. The president of the US raped little kids.
He means kids. The president and his best pal raped kids. Children.
Not ‘half naked young women’. The president of the US raped little kids.
October 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
‘Half named young women’
He means kids. The president and his best pal raped kids. Children.
Not ‘half naked young women’. The president of the US raped little kids.
He means kids. The president and his best pal raped kids. Children.
Not ‘half naked young women’. The president of the US raped little kids.