Punished Pineapple
@pineappletori.bsky.social
Ruining yet another social media platform.
Please don't nail me to a cross? I promise to be better?
February 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Please don't nail me to a cross? I promise to be better?
Because i'm a fucking carpenter.
February 16, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Because i'm a fucking carpenter.
I can't even fit furniture in it.
February 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I can't even fit furniture in it.
But he only has one bullet and he keeps it in his pocket just in case.
February 13, 2026 at 7:28 PM
But he only has one bullet and he keeps it in his pocket just in case.
fuckin dogwalked him.
February 11, 2026 at 10:19 PM
fuckin dogwalked him.
Well, it was my dad, so...
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Well, it was my dad, so...
it's just like a guinea pig to do that.
January 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
it's just like a guinea pig to do that.
ah fun times.
January 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
ah fun times.
less than 48 hours old, 200 dollar studio headphones, she bit the cord end right off. i had to use actual nuts as wire nuts to get it to work.
January 9, 2026 at 8:22 AM
less than 48 hours old, 200 dollar studio headphones, she bit the cord end right off. i had to use actual nuts as wire nuts to get it to work.
I apparently got blocked lol did they reply after what I said?
January 9, 2026 at 8:17 AM
I apparently got blocked lol did they reply after what I said?
Oh look a noble enlightened centrist.
January 9, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Oh look a noble enlightened centrist.
begone zionist.
January 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
begone zionist.
i was wondering why this felt like bait.
January 8, 2026 at 6:26 AM
i was wondering why this felt like bait.
You'd need a train that goes mach 4.3 and never slows down to do that.
January 7, 2026 at 3:50 PM
You'd need a train that goes mach 4.3 and never slows down to do that.
You literally could not. You have to cross several mountains to make that trip. Trains don't like climbing. You'd have to slow down TREMENDOUSLY to ride the necessary switchbacks.
A few hours is doable, less than an hour would be impossible.
A few hours is doable, less than an hour would be impossible.
January 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
You literally could not. You have to cross several mountains to make that trip. Trains don't like climbing. You'd have to slow down TREMENDOUSLY to ride the necessary switchbacks.
A few hours is doable, less than an hour would be impossible.
A few hours is doable, less than an hour would be impossible.
Is it supposed to be obvious what you're talking about?
January 5, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Is it supposed to be obvious what you're talking about?