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pine t. forest

@pinetforest.bsky.social

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gay and chronically online. 20 please be 18+

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pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 11h

woof, gladly 🥴

pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 1d

what a dapper fellow. i love your style!

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pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 3d

holy shit so many people are liking my last post

pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 3d

yessss!!! i would love to make more given your blessing

i was thinking about doing a pamphlet! what do you think?

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pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 3d

a flyer inspired by recent works from @rabosaalforn.bsky.social

(corner art by @alfoxbot.bsky.social)

A fake PSA flyer for a scenario in which furries are humans who have actually turned into anthropomorphic animals. The flyer describes the symptoms of a condition called "animanthropy", which has become increasingly prevalent.

A drawing of a young person with canid-type animanthropy is in the top-right corner.

While the flyer may appear informative or avoidant at a casual glance, after reading the entire message it is revealed to be an invitation to those in the early stages of animanthropy, guiding them to a set of coordinates in the Western Hemisphere.

The text reads as follows: "There are animals living amongst humans. Are you one of them? Since 1980, an increasing number of people have been transformed into humanoid animals, or anthros, through unknown means. While initially an incredibly rare condition, animanthropy has proliferated exponentially over the past 40 years, with upper estimates suggesting that 0.1% of the global population (9.5 million people) could be affected by 2050. You are not alone. Find us."

The symptoms inset reads: "Symptoms include: increases in body/facial hair, coarsening/sharpening of nails, extension of nose, ears, and/or face, growth of a tail, non-human vocalizations, and a strong desire to visit the wild."

The flyer ends with a phone number, (202) ANT-HROS, and a set of coordinates: 41.762861, -111.711.340.

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pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 3d

google images is all ai slop i am going to kill myself

pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 6d

this clocked me harder than Deutsche Bahn

pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 6d

i cannot take this shit seriously this alert is reading like a Truth Social post from Kanks himself 😭😭😭

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 7d

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

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pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 16d

part two when 👀

pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 16d

sniff sniff sniff.

pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 18d

no idea, but both. both is good.

pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 20d

beautiful ✨✨

pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 20d

LMFAOOOO

pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 20d

the emphasis on “very hairy armpit” has me x)

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pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 22d

finally beat this game from my childhood

pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 24d

hallelujah

pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 24d

epic thank you

pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 24d

does anyone even see these

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pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 25d

this has to be some kind of psy-op to give me an autism-induced hyperfixation stroke becasue holy FUCKKKKKK

pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 25d

god i love this fuckass state (get me out of here)

pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 26d

my lord what an interesting time to be from utah

pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 26d

look at these shoes

pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 26d

remembering cringass fanart that i drew when i was 13 on sticky notes 😍

pine t. forest @pinetforest.bsky.social · 26d

hi can one volunteer for this treatment (moots ignore this)