Nickkkk 🥾🌲🦕🐾
@pinetreematt.bsky.social
my favorite facts about myself: I have more teeth than usual, my favorite animals are coyotes, and I am prone to near death experiences but the grim reaper can’t catch me cuz I’m too slippery, like a muddy dog loose in your freshly clean house
real talk would I look hot with purple ghost roots or fugly my box of hair dye is calling
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
real talk would I look hot with purple ghost roots or fugly my box of hair dye is calling
yk what now that I’m talking I’m not going to stop Prism and Golem do not get enough love or attention either and Prism gets a lot but not enough for how fun her character is and Golem’s stats are actually bomb once you max them out
December 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
yk what now that I’m talking I’m not going to stop Prism and Golem do not get enough love or attention either and Prism gets a lot but not enough for how fun her character is and Golem’s stats are actually bomb once you max them out
blonde blazer haters get AWAYYYYY FROM ME
December 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
blonde blazer haters get AWAYYYYY FROM ME
defying gravity (coworker hit a pothole and suddenly I’m a flight medic)
December 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
defying gravity (coworker hit a pothole and suddenly I’m a flight medic)
this park is genuinely on crack wtf is going on bruh
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
this park is genuinely on crack wtf is going on bruh
Noah Kahan n Lorde hitting rn
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Noah Kahan n Lorde hitting rn
I have emotions idk how to feel
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I have emotions idk how to feel
gnawing at the bars of my enclosure over this video game
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
gnawing at the bars of my enclosure over this video game
chat my ex is fucking crazy
Chat my boyfriend is so cool
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
chat my ex is fucking crazy
this vehicle is worth five bucks and a blowjob I am going to merge onto this highway whether you like it or not
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
this vehicle is worth five bucks and a blowjob I am going to merge onto this highway whether you like it or not
seasonal depression is real I just felt the sun on my face in a Kroger parking lot and remembered life is worth living
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
seasonal depression is real I just felt the sun on my face in a Kroger parking lot and remembered life is worth living
how do people drunk drive the idea of keys repulse me rn I want to walk so badly I have headphones and cigarettes I need to go on a walk right now walk walk walk walk
November 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
how do people drunk drive the idea of keys repulse me rn I want to walk so badly I have headphones and cigarettes I need to go on a walk right now walk walk walk walk
actually I do have a superiority complex over the fact that I’ve never used AI and never will 😃 hope that chat gpt boot tastes good when u deepthroat it
October 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
actually I do have a superiority complex over the fact that I’ve never used AI and never will 😃 hope that chat gpt boot tastes good when u deepthroat it
forcing visitors to listen to podcasts on native plant species I love being the only person working here
October 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
forcing visitors to listen to podcasts on native plant species I love being the only person working here
no maam you misunderstood me, that wasn’t a schedule request that was a schedule notice 🙂
October 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
no maam you misunderstood me, that wasn’t a schedule request that was a schedule notice 🙂
god didn’t make me a wizard because I’d cast spells like clitoris explodeio on people who cut me off in traffic
October 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
god didn’t make me a wizard because I’d cast spells like clitoris explodeio on people who cut me off in traffic
I HAVE ITCHY TEETH
October 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I HAVE ITCHY TEETH
Denver doesn’t have a bad food scene y’all just keep eating at gentrified restaurants cuz you’re too scared to leave the metro area
October 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Denver doesn’t have a bad food scene y’all just keep eating at gentrified restaurants cuz you’re too scared to leave the metro area
Chat my boyfriend is so cool
October 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Chat my boyfriend is so cool
“Just because I’m submissive and breedable doesn’t mean I can’t dick someone down!” @graymoonboi.bsky.social
October 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“Just because I’m submissive and breedable doesn’t mean I can’t dick someone down!” @graymoonboi.bsky.social
Freak in the anti-suicide psych ward sheets
September 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Freak in the anti-suicide psych ward sheets
do coyotes know that I think about them every single day of my life and that I love them
September 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
do coyotes know that I think about them every single day of my life and that I love them
my coworker gave me a cigarette actually god can kiss me on the mouth
September 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
my coworker gave me a cigarette actually god can kiss me on the mouth
god stop giving me battles
September 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
god stop giving me battles
Biting people not in like a sexy vampire way but in the belgian malinois way
September 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Biting people not in like a sexy vampire way but in the belgian malinois way