That's an ongoing project.

Looked up the law for the penalty. Ref was correct for encroachment by an attacker. However at least three defenders were also encroaching so could argue that kick should be retaken. PS. We shouldn't have missed it anyway!

Excellent use of ordure, a new word for me. Will keep that in my back bin for future use.

Already has!

One of my grandfathers was on the Somme. The other was at Vimy Ridge. My uncle was at Cassino. I don't need to wear a poppy to remember them and all the others that gave so much.

There's a Spizz thing going on.

The masculine version of 'fag ash lil'. Describes an uncouth, unsophisticated individual with a propensity to smoke heavily, drop ash everywhere and have tobacco stained teeth and fingers. Quite derogatory and very apt for Farage. Absolutely no link to sexuality.

Two purchased for London.

It's just been renamed back to the Harlequin due to demands from Watfordians.

Plaistow Patricia started just as the headmaster entered the sixth form common room. Result was confiscated record and record player.

The whole video is pathetic but what really bugs me is the stupid position of his face mask. Crap AI.

His shot that flew over the corner flag is the closest he's ever been to a hat- trick.