She was just silent, said no word about anything and told me I could leave...
She was just silent, said no word about anything and told me I could leave...
Mine are written like a fanfiction
They are hilarious
And so god damn long
Mine are written like a fanfiction
They are hilarious
And so god damn long
IS THIS PROCESS NOT AUTOMATED? This feels like it should be automated in some way shape or form, right?
IS THIS PROCESS NOT AUTOMATED? This feels like it should be automated in some way shape or form, right?
- super nice nurses
- The doctor says I might have endometriosis maybe?
- get no confirmation at all what was wrong. Tells me I should look into homone stuff...
- leave?
I am so confused
- super nice nurses
- The doctor says I might have endometriosis maybe?
- get no confirmation at all what was wrong. Tells me I should look into homone stuff...
- leave?
I am so confused
"I guess I'm a bad mom then."
"You have never anything nice to say"
Yes, okay make mee feel bad for telling you.
"I guess I'm a bad mom then."
"You have never anything nice to say"
Yes, okay make mee feel bad for telling you.
Buddy, I am so sorry you are in Knittelfeld now..
Buddy, I am so sorry you are in Knittelfeld now..
It's over for Win-doof
It's over for Win-doof
A blue screen while restarting was the last straw.
A blue screen while restarting was the last straw.
S T A R T
writing my thesis?
S T A R T
writing my thesis?
I broke the news to them that I am not an inspector and just a silly student.
Idk if they believed me
I broke the news to them that I am not an inspector and just a silly student.
Idk if they believed me
15min of uninterrupted punching! It's so cathartic, it's scary how much I wanted to punch that face 👀
15min of uninterrupted punching! It's so cathartic, it's scary how much I wanted to punch that face 👀
We were chatting with an elderly woman, and ÖBB gifted us some chocolate. I said: "gey that's some nice nougat" the woman asks: "wait are there nuts in it?"
...
Turns out she was allergic TO NUTS!
And with the calmest attitude she took her medication(1/2)
We were chatting with an elderly woman, and ÖBB gifted us some chocolate. I said: "gey that's some nice nougat" the woman asks: "wait are there nuts in it?"
...
Turns out she was allergic TO NUTS!
And with the calmest attitude she took her medication(1/2)
I just almost got bit by a mastiff fir absolutely no fuckin reason
I just almost got bit by a mastiff fir absolutely no fuckin reason
For now I am enjoying the fact that I look even more gay than before AND not like myself at all so...
Time to commit crime ✨🤗
For now I am enjoying the fact that I look even more gay than before AND not like myself at all so...
Time to commit crime ✨🤗
My first thought was: shit did I lose something?
My second thought was: my pants are white, did I shit my pants?
Too much faith in humanity 😭
My first thought was: shit did I lose something?
My second thought was: my pants are white, did I shit my pants?
Too much faith in humanity 😭
My informant:
"I will share this wisdom with you! 'The only thing more dangerous than a drunken sailor is an angry one'"
Thanks?
What?
My informant:
"I will share this wisdom with you! 'The only thing more dangerous than a drunken sailor is an angry one'"
Thanks?
What?