Pink Turns Puke
@pinkturnspuke.bsky.social
Human bop-it and phlegm sluice.
A-Cup Dead Man: A Tits Out Mystery
December 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
A-Cup Dead Man: A Tits Out Mystery
Friend of mine recently named her boat Mrs. Chippy, after the ship’s cat from the Shackleton expedition. It’s a good thing she didn’t choose the cat from the 1910-13 Scott expedition, whose name was just the N-word.
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Friend of mine recently named her boat Mrs. Chippy, after the ship’s cat from the Shackleton expedition. It’s a good thing she didn’t choose the cat from the 1910-13 Scott expedition, whose name was just the N-word.
(Not really) crazy that one of these compilations genuinely has more innate spiritual value than every piece of data produced by generative AI, combined.
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
(Not really) crazy that one of these compilations genuinely has more innate spiritual value than every piece of data produced by generative AI, combined.
They should build a Queue Museum, where intricate sets and a cast of historical reenacters allow you to visit and join famous queues from throughout history.
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
They should build a Queue Museum, where intricate sets and a cast of historical reenacters allow you to visit and join famous queues from throughout history.
“Harpers gooner longread”? Of the Cambridge Gooner-Longreads?
The Goon Squad, by Daniel Kolitz
Loneliness, porn’s next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation
harpers.org
October 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
“Harpers gooner longread”? Of the Cambridge Gooner-Longreads?
I can tell I’m a long way off achieving samsara escape velocity because last time I tried to meditate, my mind flashed the word “explorationship” and I was so revolted with myself that I immediately stopped.
October 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I can tell I’m a long way off achieving samsara escape velocity because last time I tried to meditate, my mind flashed the word “explorationship” and I was so revolted with myself that I immediately stopped.
The woke CIA (Cis Intersectional Ally)
September 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The woke CIA (Cis Intersectional Ally)
Concerned that Columbo’s not gonna get his man in this ep.
EDIT: nvm
EDIT: nvm
August 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Concerned that Columbo’s not gonna get his man in this ep.
EDIT: nvm
EDIT: nvm
Funniest part of the 120 Days of Sodom is where he writes about a man who pays people to jack him off onto an occupied coffin whilst he yells “Take my cum to hell with you!”. Not that I approve.
August 5, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Funniest part of the 120 Days of Sodom is where he writes about a man who pays people to jack him off onto an occupied coffin whilst he yells “Take my cum to hell with you!”. Not that I approve.
Isn’t Labubu the demon from The Exorcist?
July 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Isn’t Labubu the demon from The Exorcist?
When the character study is tightly wound.
June 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
When the character study is tightly wound.
Bro strutted and fretted his hour upon the stage and was heard no more 😂😂😂
June 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Bro strutted and fretted his hour upon the stage and was heard no more 😂😂😂
Call me murnau the way I fw you
June 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Call me murnau the way I fw you
Martin Ferrero’s suit in Miami Vice S1E2 said trans rights.
June 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Martin Ferrero’s suit in Miami Vice S1E2 said trans rights.
(Softly, almost tearful with concern) Stop hitting yourself.
May 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM
(Softly, almost tearful with concern) Stop hitting yourself.
I have my father’s eyes, call that hereditary peerage.
May 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I have my father’s eyes, call that hereditary peerage.
Backshots that gesture towards larger ideas about faith, identity and nationhood.
April 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Backshots that gesture towards larger ideas about faith, identity and nationhood.
A White Dress for Marialé aka Spirits of Death (Romano Scavolini, 1972)
April 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
A White Dress for Marialé aka Spirits of Death (Romano Scavolini, 1972)
Finally, a song that asks me, the listener, if I wanna play golf.
Do You Wanna Play Golf? (Intro) - Sensible Golf (Commodore Amiga Ver.)
YouTube video by Раббинзон Меломан
youtu.be
December 21, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Finally, a song that asks me, the listener, if I wanna play golf.
Bro, last night was a Hogarthian nocturne.
November 28, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Bro, last night was a Hogarthian nocturne.
The Stanford Jism Experiment
May 11, 2024 at 9:08 PM
The Stanford Jism Experiment