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Pipehawk Consulting
@pipehawk.bsky.social
Pipehawkconsulting.com
On IG: pipehawk_consulting

16 year SOF veteran
Former Cool Guy🥷🏻

Side Gigs:
NREMT 🚑
Consulting ✍🏻

Gun Shit 🔨
BJJ 🥋
Boston til I Die 🅱️ but unapologetic Caniac 🌀
Antifascist/Anticapitalist as fuuuuck. 🏴
ACAB 🐷
Anyone else having difficulty adding family members to their Spotify Premium Family accounts? I keep getting a blank screen on the “add members” screen.
May 29, 2024 at 11:00 AM
One of my favorite things is to pull apart right wingers’ political ads, where they pose with a firearm to demonstrate some sort of 2A bonafides, and they hold the weapon as if they’ve never seen a gun before.

My latest work, over on my IG (pipehawk_consulting)
March 3, 2024 at 3:57 PM
HomerSimpsonSprayingPepperSprayOnEggs.gif
March 1, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Re: the Joel Osteen Church Shooting
February 27, 2024 at 3:02 PM
What I feel like upon saying in a meeting: “Flabbergasted comes up short to describe how fucking gobsmacked I am.”
February 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I’ve been a proud supporter of 2A shit for close to 30 years, and today I learned there’s an … award, called the “Gundies?”

It’s every bit as cringey as you’re likely imagining.
February 25, 2024 at 2:19 AM
This feels very “what did you think would happen?”
February 23, 2024 at 2:13 PM
February 23, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Wild, when a Dem “fails” to uphold their oath of office, they get impeached. But when Trump does it, he gets to be re-elected. 😒
February 14, 2024 at 10:49 AM
If you can afford a 30 second Super Bowl ad, you’re not the victim.
February 12, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Me, checking the news alerts on my watch re: republicans tonight.
February 7, 2024 at 1:29 AM
We can all agree those Chick Fil-A commercials are written by AI, right?
February 2, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Imagine simping so hard for Elon you let him stick a tv remote in your brain 🥴
January 30, 2024 at 1:12 PM
I can’t be the only one who thinks Girl Scout cookies are mid as fuck…
January 11, 2024 at 9:51 AM
The face one makes when the reporter gently pushes back during what was supposed to be a puff piece on the surveillance state.
January 4, 2024 at 1:51 PM
This has to be the most cyberpunk thing I’ve ever seen.
January 1, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Cy-attle.
December 31, 2023 at 1:54 PM
Holy shit Costco is amazing
December 27, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Im an extremely honest thinker who isn’t beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities.
December 25, 2023 at 7:03 PM
Well no shit Sherlock.
December 22, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Let’s not overlook that homemade bombs were planted around DC, close to the homes of prominent lawmakers, and THAT individual is still at-large.
December 20, 2023 at 4:54 PM
You could have just said “The Joe Rogan Presidential cabinet.”
December 10, 2023 at 11:48 PM
This is the most intrusive shit ever. Just charge my phone. The tiny bit of carbon reduction (and by-which, feeling of self effecting smugness) is completely offset by the carbon required to harvest the REM to make ONE iPhone. And there’s like, a bajillion iPhones on this planet. Fuck outta here.
December 10, 2023 at 6:58 PM
Alt headline: “idiot says quiet part out loud for 11,586 time.”
December 6, 2023 at 8:16 PM
I looked it up. $2B 😐
December 4, 2023 at 8:23 PM