Oh wow, I never caught her name before or saw a picture that didn't look like it was taken by a deer cam where you could actually tell what she looks like. I really didn't care before, but now I might...hate her? Get over yourself.

Omg I'm so hashtag-blessed to have never given the NYT one red cent - and to know that I never will!

I think it's irresponsible that Salon published all the names and home addresses of every CEO of a major health insurance company in this article, but it's also refreshing.

This boycott needs all the Roberts it can get

The Kardasians (private jets)

Whatever Susan needs to do to stop herself from injecting any more of that obscene wealth into her face... You know, these assholes could just pay their fair share in taxes or wipe out student debt. But the point of philanthropy is apparently to leave your mark in dumb ideas.

Imagine having a face like that and, in spite of having a non-working dick, deciding that the world needs 13 of your offspring.

Let's not forget that his dick don't work

Maybe we should consider a steep fee for known terrorists who want to travel with weapons. Everyone still has to take their shoes off though.

Are you sure it wasn't Ayn Rand?

Robert, please stop shopping Amazon. Oligarchy doesn't happen without industry. Be real.

Remember how the first one suggested that racial prejudice was rooted in biology rather than colonialism

I think the adjunct crisis has come for law. At least that's what I got from watching the first season of Better Call Saul.