Well, Cal seems to have heard our plea anyway!

Yes. Please score 875 insurance runs in the coming inning. My blood pressure will thank you.

I saw several. Also a kangaroo? 🤣

Sadly, he appears to be a one-woman (and one-cat) dude. 😉

To be clear: this headline doesn't claim that Skubal is bad. But it's the "What are the Tigers going to do with him, huh? I'm just sayin" vibe that drives me crazy. They've got a competitive team. They're not going to trade him, because that would be monumentally dumb.

I mean, I'll take it. I wouldn't have guessed this about Ken Casey from Dropkick either, but welcome to the party, brother.

I had to watch this game tonight with a co-worker who's a Yankeea fan. It was semi-excruciating.

I love Maine. It's the WA of New England. This guy is great and I hope he wipes the floor with Susan Collins.

So, uh, that's encouraging. Note to self: cash under mattress until further notice. Yay.