You can eat anything for breakfast! The concept of "breakfast food" is just culture expectations and peer pressure!

Wow, that brings back some fond memories.

This reads really well, totally pops!

How dare they include a WOC in this historically accurate portrayal of people made of rocks and bugs?! That's just so unrealistic.

I think you might have been in my house!

I don't like coffee! Nice to see someone admit it's not as big a deal as people make it out to be.
Also, I agree with the rest of the statement.