Pippi BongsTalking
@pippibongstalking.bsky.social
🔪 Chaos Cutie & 🍃 Gardening Enthusiast
Jesus died for our Cynthias is my new favorite vocal stim #22JumpStreet
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Jesus died for our Cynthias is my new favorite vocal stim #22JumpStreet
Update: the #EtsyWitch spell worked and my situationship unblocked me. We in love again
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January 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Update: the #EtsyWitch spell worked and my situationship unblocked me. We in love again
Texas reacts to weather the way a 65-year-old white man reacts to Facebook: same recycled “empty #HEB” pics, same #TedCruz on a flight outta here lore, same exhausted jokes. Zero updates. No patches. The only thing I’ll be suffering this winter storm is the lack of originality.
January 23, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Spent the weekend “love bombing” men on #Tinder. Turns out my version of love bombing is just baseline flirting. Anyway, I got asked out on a few dates.
a man wearing a hat that says hds is standing in front of a glass door .
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January 20, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Spent the weekend “love bombing” men on #Tinder. Turns out my version of love bombing is just baseline flirting. Anyway, I got asked out on a few dates.
#Jellyroll makes music for baby daddies who want credit for WISHING they were better men.
January 20, 2026 at 9:22 PM
#Jellyroll makes music for baby daddies who want credit for WISHING they were better men.
The reverse psychology of the “judgment free zone“ at #planetfitness needs to be studied. There is literally nothing else that I want to do than judge people when I’m in there. I go feral for it.
January 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
The reverse psychology of the “judgment free zone“ at #planetfitness needs to be studied. There is literally nothing else that I want to do than judge people when I’m in there. I go feral for it.
Watching #TellMeLies and #StephenDeMarco has me missing my situationship. Unblock me bae 😘
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Watching #TellMeLies and #StephenDeMarco has me missing my situationship. Unblock me bae 😘