Pirate White
@piratewhite.bsky.social
Aspiring brewer, bartender, bassist, and bad FFXIV player
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Pirate White
@piratewhite.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Reintroduction for people -- I'm Pirate, I like languages, stringed instruments, brewing mead and ale, having a cowboy stache, and playing video games with the fellas. I play a lot of FFXIV, OSRS, and Sea of Thieves
Pirate White on Behemoth and any other game
Yes I wear the weird mythril magnifiers
Pirate White on Behemoth and any other game
Yes I wear the weird mythril magnifiers
I bet bongo bongo bongo would've left the congo if he found out civilization had oldschool runescape and newports
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I bet bongo bongo bongo would've left the congo if he found out civilization had oldschool runescape and newports
Thinking about running a new DND campaign
October 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Thinking about running a new DND campaign
Who was the sick and demented exec at the NYT that decided to lock the letteboxed behind subscription
September 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Who was the sick and demented exec at the NYT that decided to lock the letteboxed behind subscription
They took the coffee machine out of the meeting room next to my office and the vending machine with the energy drinks in it has been throwing errors for two days send help
September 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
They took the coffee machine out of the meeting room next to my office and the vending machine with the energy drinks in it has been throwing errors for two days send help
Trying to take care of myself this year was a mistake. Between fixing my car and going to the doctor, just to be told that both me and my car are fine, I'm almost financially destitute
September 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Trying to take care of myself this year was a mistake. Between fixing my car and going to the doctor, just to be told that both me and my car are fine, I'm almost financially destitute
I don't mean to be that guy, but there's nothing I love more than being late to work because the parking spots designated for office employees are taken by shop workers and janitors that can't read a sign
September 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I don't mean to be that guy, but there's nothing I love more than being late to work because the parking spots designated for office employees are taken by shop workers and janitors that can't read a sign
Just had a guy at the gas station tell me to "keep up the good work" in regards to my mustache
August 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Just had a guy at the gas station tell me to "keep up the good work" in regards to my mustache
The yield of the garden has caught up to me, I must have harvested at least 50 cucumbers by this point. I cannot pickle them or give them away fast enough anymore. My arrogance and my hubris has lead to me having more jars of homemade pickles than a Walmart aisle
August 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The yield of the garden has caught up to me, I must have harvested at least 50 cucumbers by this point. I cannot pickle them or give them away fast enough anymore. My arrogance and my hubris has lead to me having more jars of homemade pickles than a Walmart aisle
Fellas is it self sabotage or bullet dodged to get caught in a flood and therefore cancel a date, only for that girl the next day to go "well how long are you going to make me wait????"
July 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Fellas is it self sabotage or bullet dodged to get caught in a flood and therefore cancel a date, only for that girl the next day to go "well how long are you going to make me wait????"
New million dollar idea: thin but still stuffed crust pizza
July 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
New million dollar idea: thin but still stuffed crust pizza
I get why my boss has back problems now, the days in a row now running the department solo and the account of bending over backwards to cover program manager's asses and I'm already sore, can't imagine 20 years of it
July 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I get why my boss has back problems now, the days in a row now running the department solo and the account of bending over backwards to cover program manager's asses and I'm already sore, can't imagine 20 years of it
$1450 on new tires 💀
July 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
$1450 on new tires 💀
Been having a hard time sleeping recently, and it's starting to affect my performance at work, shit sucks man
July 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Been having a hard time sleeping recently, and it's starting to affect my performance at work, shit sucks man
Hello friends I've been locked out of my bsky for like a month because this app loves logging you out randomly what did I miss
July 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Hello friends I've been locked out of my bsky for like a month because this app loves logging you out randomly what did I miss
To celebrate finishing Duolingo Arabic I made an Arabic keyboard
June 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
To celebrate finishing Duolingo Arabic I made an Arabic keyboard
Duolingo Arabic completed إن شاء الله
June 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Duolingo Arabic completed إن شاء الله
New million dollar idea: goth girl casino
May 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
New million dollar idea: goth girl casino
Finally got the labeling done for the mead bottles, and sealed them with wax, they finally look like bottles I'm proud to have made and serve at parties
May 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Finally got the labeling done for the mead bottles, and sealed them with wax, they finally look like bottles I'm proud to have made and serve at parties
Nothing makes a hard workday go better than a big sandwich
May 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Nothing makes a hard workday go better than a big sandwich
Since making this post I've made the best mead yet, joined the Brewers guild, and am on track to have a bangin garden, life is what you make it
Been in a real seasonal funk the last few days, last year was a lot of highs and this year has 0 trajectory for the same, could really do with a change of scenery
a man is smoking a cigarette in front of a window that says he ky on it
ALT: a man is smoking a cigarette in front of a window that says he ky on it
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May 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Since making this post I've made the best mead yet, joined the Brewers guild, and am on track to have a bangin garden, life is what you make it
I'm coming up on the end of the arabic lessons that Duolingo has, I'm tempted to crack into Italian next because chimpanzini bananini has infected my brain
May 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I'm coming up on the end of the arabic lessons that Duolingo has, I'm tempted to crack into Italian next because chimpanzini bananini has infected my brain
I am starting to understand why people change their mind and decide to have kids, yard work only gets harder the older I get god damn
May 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I am starting to understand why people change their mind and decide to have kids, yard work only gets harder the older I get god damn
Last batch of mead we did included a gallon of Sima, a lemon spirit that Finland drinks every May Day with a sugar donut. Might be a day late, but it's honestly a good pairing
May 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Last batch of mead we did included a gallon of Sima, a lemon spirit that Finland drinks every May Day with a sugar donut. Might be a day late, but it's honestly a good pairing
Spent some time on the patio with a glass of mead, appreciating the work I've done to the yard and how much it looks like a park on a good day like today
April 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Spent some time on the patio with a glass of mead, appreciating the work I've done to the yard and how much it looks like a park on a good day like today
Mtg changes today are very cool, with dictate of erebos not being touched I'm considering a copy
April 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Mtg changes today are very cool, with dictate of erebos not being touched I'm considering a copy