Charlie Kirk was a Nazi 👋

Sorry you had to put up with that Antti xxx

And to be clear, the verdict of the Magistrates in my domestic abuse case was NOT GUILTY, thank you very much. I was defending myself against a much larger figure, and that she happened to be female was purely coincidental. She was extremely attractive, though, especially wearing the strap on.

Oh shit. Bugger.

Yep, still got that. Although the price will be an extra £50 (due to inflation, you know how it is) - If you like, I'll message that Colombian fella from Shepherds Bush I was telling you about. Very agreeable rates. Sure he'd be up for it?

Which model you after mate? I've got a few, but they are all quite well used.

So do I. I hate the rich as well. Probably more. So can I come then?

Rich coming from you!

Where's my invite? You two said I could come along when you brought it up in the Crown that time

I know mate, I'm sorry, no woman deserves the misery of motherhood, you're right. 0.0 Birthrates now!

I'll give you a kid if you like??? Never done it with a real woman before

Yes please!!!!!!! NEED to be involved in this. Amazing idea.