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reelin in the years
The come up of the Covid booster can be intense, but once it hits, it rips
August 26, 2023 at 7:46 PM
There are a lot of cool 90s skate companies, but none were more prophetic than Hook-ups. They were the OG before anyone had even thought about airbrushing hentai on a Honda Civic
August 26, 2023 at 6:18 PM
It only takes one pale ass widowed millionaire to turn Jessica Fletcher into Murder She Throat
August 22, 2023 at 3:43 AM
August 17, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Sure why not
August 17, 2023 at 2:00 AM
I have achieved ego death and now post only from a place of pure happiness and positivity.
August 14, 2023 at 10:35 PM
@ephusophus.bsky.social a special surprise
Guess what my ass is not going to be watching
August 10, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Power is totally wasted on Boomers. They just dont know how to party. Sure, do some crimes, take some bribes but cmon let's hear about drug fueled prostitutes orgies, not fishing with Baron Von Oilriches.
August 10, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Its been confirmed, Hunter Bidens laptop has Warez on it. The fighters are on high alert
August 5, 2023 at 9:53 PM
so do they all just suck dicks at this factory or do they mass produce some device that sucks dicks.
August 4, 2023 at 5:45 AM
hittin the blung
August 2, 2023 at 5:21 AM
someone should make flavored styrofoam. the texture is there, just needs the taste
July 31, 2023 at 11:30 PM
is there a form of marxism that doesn't focus so heavily on labor? "working" sucks and is completely off the table for me.
July 31, 2023 at 11:25 PM
chilling with the dads today, drinkin brews and snorting recreational ivermectin
July 30, 2023 at 9:41 PM
doin 'effort' is the weakest shit ever
July 30, 2023 at 9:38 PM
bro we got it, you wrote some books.
Doing LEGO:

"Hey dad. This cabinet is full of awards. They've got your name on them."

"Yup."

"So many awards. You've got ...Eisners and Hugos and this one is Writer of the Year. You must be a good writer if people give you so many awards."

"Thank you."

"…Don't they know you're a goofball?"
July 26, 2023 at 3:07 AM
I'll never "post my dick". Speaks volumes about this platform that it's so often requested
July 24, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Reposted by piso mojado
he ain't haulin' milk
July 23, 2023 at 3:19 PM
one of the best jobs has got to be the hospital person who catches up coma victims on current news when they wake.
July 23, 2023 at 4:59 AM
Looking forward to Pixar's new franchise "Legs". Hilarious digital legs voiced by Jason Alexander and Doja Cat.
July 22, 2023 at 7:34 PM
[me, trying something in a small town] This sure would be more fun in a big town.
July 22, 2023 at 4:56 PM
Like it or not, The Barbie movie is one of Woody Allen's best films to date
July 21, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Does anyone have any recs for high DPS Bluesky builds?
July 19, 2023 at 8:27 PM
since the right wing dipshits are nowhere to be found (good), i recommend users start posting their lunch so we can all dogpile ur shitty sandwiches.
July 17, 2023 at 7:55 PM