Just when you think Twitter can’t sink any lower, you’d be wrong. Some MAGA asshole slides into my threads and calls me names, and when I responded in kind, my account gets PERMANENTLY suspended. This is what Twitter has devolved into under the reign of that pasty Nazi fuck.

Elon’s paradox -

I’ve been told that he suffers from paranoia, which he suppresses by taking ketamine. And the ketamine is affecting his judgement, making him do some immensely stupid shit that’s pissing off a lot of people.

Cont’d…

Below is an updated glossary to MAGA terminology.

WHAT MAGA SAYS: WHAT IT MEANS

1. Freedom: The ability to suppress opposing views

2. RINO: A Republican with a sense of morality

3. J6 Hostage: Domestic terrorist

4. Fake News: Any fact about Trump I don’t like...

@mcuban.bsky.social

Hi Mark, I’ve been trying to contact you for some time, though am unsure on the proper channels to take.

As you may know, people are fleeing X faster than any other time in history. However, the alternatives leave little to be desired, as some platforms appear too crowded…

With Trump having just pardoned over 1,000 of the J6 insurrectionists – those traitorous twats who attacked the Capitol and assaulted police officers, we have now entered, not the dawn of the golden age as that fat cunt has claimed, but the dusk of democracy.

So lemme get this straight – Elon, a man of excessive wealth who tweets in excess, censors in excess, spreads disinformation in excess, does ketamine in excess, will be appointed as the overlord to government excess.

Am I getting this right?

Imagine being worth $432 billion, and all the great things you could do with that money. Here are just a few:

• According to the World Food Program, you could feed every starving person on earth for the next 10 years

• Or you could build a house for every veteran and homeless person in the US

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To all you MAGA bootlickers who, for the last four years, have deluded yourselves into believing that your demagogue is some sort of peacemaker, a man who won’t get us into any wars…

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To all those who support that rapey child predator for AG, and the other alt-right numbnut for FBI Director, both of whom want to gut our intel agencies, you should instead get down on your hands and knees, and thank the nameless men and women who work in the shadows keeping this nation safe…

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Hey Donnie, it’s me again. I got another question, although you’ve yet to answer any of my previous ones –

After you settled into the Oval Office AGAIN, and are done hanging portraits of your favorite dictators and installing your Diet Coke button (yeah, that’s actually a thing…)

Okay, ya little rascals, I’m noticing that some of you who came to Bluesky just 3-4 days ago already have several thousand followers.

Spill the beans. How are you doing it?

Hey dipshit, because you helped that anti-American piece of shit become president, you DO realize that you’re gonna have to carry that shit to term, right?

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In keeping with his standards and logic for his nominations, Trump will soon be announcing the following appointments:

Don JR as the Director of the Drug Enforcement Administration

His wife Melania to chair Mom’s Against Nude Modeling…

Rep Troy Nehls said, “If Donald Trump says jump three feet high and scratch your head, we all jump three feet high and scratch our heads.”

He then went on to say, “…And if he tells us to fiddle his nutsack and lick his ass, we get down on our knees with cupped hands and tongues outstretched.”

Just when we thought it was impossible for him to out-stupid himself, Trump wants to create the Department of Government Efficiency, a new agency to cut the wasteful spending of other agencies. And it will be headed by Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy – two people who’ll be doing the job of one.

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Billionaires are flooding his administration, and only those pledging loyalty to him over the Constitution are considered for appointments while his daughter-in-law is now being floated as a non-elected senator of Florida...

Hey MAGA, you just elected a man who, if applying for any other government position would fail to attain even low-level security clearance, and gave him access to one of the largest nuclear arsenals in the world.

Hey people, this is my first post, and not sure on the guidelines.

Quick question – are we allowed to call Elon on a cunt up in this joint?