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alien caught in coyote trap and then beat up. alien fucked up real bad caught in trap
December 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM
alien caught in coyote trap and then beat up. alien fucked up real bad caught in trap
all babies are crust punks
September 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
all babies are crust punks
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but they're my emotional support irish vigilante brothers!!!
May 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM
but they're my emotional support irish vigilante brothers!!!
i hate when i talk about being a dumbshit and people are like "nooo you're so smart"
stop misgendering me bozo
stop misgendering me bozo
March 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
i hate when i talk about being a dumbshit and people are like "nooo you're so smart"
stop misgendering me bozo
stop misgendering me bozo
i was watching crows fight the other day and it occurred to me that they'd love to have hands and arms. I'd love to leave out tiny little brass knuckles for them. love to see them with a little dental floss garrote taking out a large rat.
February 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
i was watching crows fight the other day and it occurred to me that they'd love to have hands and arms. I'd love to leave out tiny little brass knuckles for them. love to see them with a little dental floss garrote taking out a large rat.
HOW FUCKIN HUGE WAS THE LESBIAN THIS CAME FROM
February 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
HOW FUCKIN HUGE WAS THE LESBIAN THIS CAME FROM
there's genuinely good analysis in this pisspost
new video ▶️
How Many Times Can You Pee in Heavy Rain?
Each piss is incredibly varied and mechanically different for some reason, so it's almost an hour long.
youtu.be/XhkdqIFg860
How Many Times Can You Pee in Heavy Rain?
Each piss is incredibly varied and mechanically different for some reason, so it's almost an hour long.
youtu.be/XhkdqIFg860
How Many Times Can You Pee in Heavy Rain?
YouTube video by Allie Meowy
youtu.be
January 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
there's genuinely good analysis in this pisspost
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I bet Pilate had no idea what a big deal that whole situation would turn out to be
September 24, 2023 at 5:43 PM
I bet Pilate had no idea what a big deal that whole situation would turn out to be
I'd like to think there's a satan for every species. and like you could get favors from the chicken satan if you work at a poultry farm
January 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I'd like to think there's a satan for every species. and like you could get favors from the chicken satan if you work at a poultry farm
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im a punching bag. not in the sad way, but in the 'tool you can use to become stronger as a human' way
January 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
im a punching bag. not in the sad way, but in the 'tool you can use to become stronger as a human' way
i don't think i could administer MAID to spiderman. just think about his enemies, dude. green goblin would be pissed if I took that from him.
January 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
i don't think i could administer MAID to spiderman. just think about his enemies, dude. green goblin would be pissed if I took that from him.
if nobody makes this in 3 years I'm gonna do something crazy
i am in an intense need of a movie where Paul Rudd plays Werner Herzog
January 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
if nobody makes this in 3 years I'm gonna do something crazy
we could get a sasquatch to show itself if we decide that the first one that comes forward will be king of america
January 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
we could get a sasquatch to show itself if we decide that the first one that comes forward will be king of america
i think if i married sebulba he'd treat me right
January 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i think if i married sebulba he'd treat me right
throwback to when captain kirk ripped his top surgery scars at the twinks vs dolls olympics
January 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
throwback to when captain kirk ripped his top surgery scars at the twinks vs dolls olympics
i think I'd make an exception to my veganism in the case of revenge. like if a chimp had wronged me
January 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i think I'd make an exception to my veganism in the case of revenge. like if a chimp had wronged me
if i caught a genie my second wish would be ultimate chess knowledge and then I'd change my name to magnets carlsen
January 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
if i caught a genie my second wish would be ultimate chess knowledge and then I'd change my name to magnets carlsen
people who don't like The Crow (2024) haven't come to terms with being embarrassing as a teenager and it shows
January 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
people who don't like The Crow (2024) haven't come to terms with being embarrassing as a teenager and it shows
jacking off in a porta potty is stolen valor
January 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
jacking off in a porta potty is stolen valor
thinking about getting chia seed hairplugs so i can be a dryad
December 24, 2024 at 7:50 PM
thinking about getting chia seed hairplugs so i can be a dryad
i think the biggest problem in my relationship is that i want a wedding where everyone's dressed as elvis and my partner is normal
December 24, 2024 at 6:19 PM
i think the biggest problem in my relationship is that i want a wedding where everyone's dressed as elvis and my partner is normal
I would swap meat spicy-style for some mexican spicy swapmeet peanuts right now
December 24, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I would swap meat spicy-style for some mexican spicy swapmeet peanuts right now
i look like the transition goal of like half of the trans guys today and it's both quite flattering and really confusing. why are you trying to look like a piece of shit bro? that's dirtbag cultural appropriation
December 20, 2024 at 5:32 PM
i look like the transition goal of like half of the trans guys today and it's both quite flattering and really confusing. why are you trying to look like a piece of shit bro? that's dirtbag cultural appropriation
my most strongly held belief is that dogs should hatch from eggs. imagine a wee puppy tail cracking through a shell. imagine stumbling upon a nest of eggs and knowing there are dogs in there. I would not like to taste a dog egg
December 19, 2024 at 1:32 AM
my most strongly held belief is that dogs should hatch from eggs. imagine a wee puppy tail cracking through a shell. imagine stumbling upon a nest of eggs and knowing there are dogs in there. I would not like to taste a dog egg
I have to dress more androgynous so people know what i mean when I say I hate liberals
December 19, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I have to dress more androgynous so people know what i mean when I say I hate liberals