Pissgums.bsky.social
@pissgums.bsky.social
Yeah, it's harshing my buzz up here, too, but I'm so pleased to check in with you and know that we're both safe.
January 10, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Yeah, it's harshing my buzz up here, too, but I'm so pleased to check in with you and know that we're both safe.
*waves from north of the border*
How you gettin' on?
How you gettin' on?
January 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
*waves from north of the border*
How you gettin' on?
How you gettin' on?
I hope you're stitched up and sent back on your way shortly!
January 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I hope you're stitched up and sent back on your way shortly!
I'm so, so sorry for your loss.
December 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I'm so, so sorry for your loss.
We like Carney.
December 24, 2025 at 7:03 AM
We like Carney.
Just move to Canada. It's how we roll.
December 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Just move to Canada. It's how we roll.
Also, unf unf unf...
December 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Also, unf unf unf...
You're an amazing human being, and I'm so grateful to have shared a chai with you 20 years ago, and to have had all of this adventuring in the meantime. To be sure, I'd love to have had so much time with you. We'll see what the future brings,
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
You're an amazing human being, and I'm so grateful to have shared a chai with you 20 years ago, and to have had all of this adventuring in the meantime. To be sure, I'd love to have had so much time with you. We'll see what the future brings,
Elect a fuck-up like Trump, and shit will get fucked up. As Canadians, we all find this situation most regrettable, moreso for our American friends than for ourselves. Though we are missing bourbon.
December 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Elect a fuck-up like Trump, and shit will get fucked up. As Canadians, we all find this situation most regrettable, moreso for our American friends than for ourselves. Though we are missing bourbon.
Oh, you're fucking wanted. God, I wish I lived anywhere close to you, although that would up-end my whole life. You're amazing. And so hot. And I am so deeply in love with you, though I probably shouldn't proclaim that online.
December 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Oh, you're fucking wanted. God, I wish I lived anywhere close to you, although that would up-end my whole life. You're amazing. And so hot. And I am so deeply in love with you, though I probably shouldn't proclaim that online.
It's not that Trump is a sociopathic asshole. It's that he's so clearly a sociopathic asshole, and yet Americans voted him into office twice. That's why we're all out here forging new relationships and planning futures elsewhere. Y'all cannot be trusted as a population, and that's sad.
December 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It's not that Trump is a sociopathic asshole. It's that he's so clearly a sociopathic asshole, and yet Americans voted him into office twice. That's why we're all out here forging new relationships and planning futures elsewhere. Y'all cannot be trusted as a population, and that's sad.
I was arguing with a homophobic televangelist once, and he didn't much like it when I pointed out that the letters of Paul weren't the voice of God, they're letters written by a man, a fallible man.
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I was arguing with a homophobic televangelist once, and he didn't much like it when I pointed out that the letters of Paul weren't the voice of God, they're letters written by a man, a fallible man.
Gah! Though that's my Quebec instinct, because we get your weather a day later. But now I'm in Nova Scotia, undercutting all of that winter. Still, my intentions are impure.
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Gah! Though that's my Quebec instinct, because we get your weather a day later. But now I'm in Nova Scotia, undercutting all of that winter. Still, my intentions are impure.
You're so gorgeous!
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
You're so gorgeous!
Good morning! Here's a pic of Birdie on the beach this past weekend.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Good morning! Here's a pic of Birdie on the beach this past weekend.
You and your titties and your tattoos are awesome! Thanks for sharing with us filthy degenerates.
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You and your titties and your tattoos are awesome! Thanks for sharing with us filthy degenerates.
Have a sweet sleep!
October 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Have a sweet sleep!
I'm in precarious health, taking care of my geriatric parents with dementia. I think about it constantly, except when I wind down at night. Until this crossed my timeline. Now I'm thinking about it again. Fucking Schrodinger.
October 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I'm in precarious health, taking care of my geriatric parents with dementia. I think about it constantly, except when I wind down at night. Until this crossed my timeline. Now I'm thinking about it again. Fucking Schrodinger.
"The Constitution isn't paying you. I'm paying you. So now you're all loyal to me."
October 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"The Constitution isn't paying you. I'm paying you. So now you're all loyal to me."
I believe that's true. It's a lovely thing. We are all better when we are loved.
October 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I believe that's true. It's a lovely thing. We are all better when we are loved.