IM PISS HANSEN AND THIS IS DATELINE BBC
@pisshansen.bsky.social
Society is perverse and must be cleansed in piss. Fascism is a sexual disorder. Predators are nazis. @ me if you see a malicious pervert on this platform AND GET THAT AI SHIT OUTA MY FACE.
Oh did I write nudes? I meant peace in the Middle East. Give me peace in the Middle East.
February 7, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Oh did I write nudes? I meant peace in the Middle East. Give me peace in the Middle East.
Didn’t several own slaves?
February 7, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Didn’t several own slaves?
Yeah solid painting just gives me the ick. If I ever see an uncovered cake in your fridge I will leave.
February 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Yeah solid painting just gives me the ick. If I ever see an uncovered cake in your fridge I will leave.
Do you store cake in your fridge with no cover?
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Do you store cake in your fridge with no cover?
What?
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 AM
What?
“Temporary, visual thickening”
February 6, 2026 at 3:46 AM
“Temporary, visual thickening”
February 6, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Fr shut up
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Fr shut up
Who?
February 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Who?
Damn why do I never get invited to this stuff. Is it me?
February 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Damn why do I never get invited to this stuff. Is it me?
You grew up in the dark ages bro
February 5, 2026 at 10:08 PM
You grew up in the dark ages bro
That size (minus the kids obviously)
February 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
That size (minus the kids obviously)
Shouldn’t have made their cars butthole sized
February 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Shouldn’t have made their cars butthole sized
And whose fault is that? Huh?
February 5, 2026 at 9:25 PM
And whose fault is that? Huh?