How are you this buttmad?

Surely, even if you're *sure* you're right, you must be aware of your reputation.

Counterpoint: if it is a open bar provided by the company (rare, but it's happened to me) it is your moral duty to bankrupt them.

This is inexplicably my mom's *favourite* christmas movie.

It feels like an "optimistic," minor-league Hereditary to me.

Arrabiata

I'm replacing all the jelly beans in the machine with the black licorice ones.

I'm standing outside the children's hospital with a megaphone, Alex Jones style shouting that Santa's not real.

The only way out is through

You cannot block me in a way that matters.

FUCK no.

I'm getting even worse in 2025.

I'm going to be a cartoon villain slapping ice cream out of kids' hands and taking phone calls in the movie theatre.

If i wind up cross referencing my copies of Leviathan Wakes and Don Quixote by the end of this series, I'm mailing you the bill for my post-its.

Ah yes, the Old Earth for "Legitimate Salvage"

And for clarity, I'm a bona fide Expanse superfan. I'm on my 3rd watch of the show and my 5th run through the audiobooks.

Duncan, so far, is delivering a beautifully grounded, historian's approach to a similar type of material and it really stands among the best of the genre.

Wait till you get a load of "bucket"

Toss some in the mail, I do not fear the FedEx turkey

Not a single serious man in the bunch tbh.

Operation: winback

And to be clear, this is all said from a place of kindness.

You're right about sports institutions being, broadly, very bad. But sports bring more people than you can imagine great joy.

To try to snuff that out is equivalent to eradicating roses because the smell doesn't appeal to you personally.

Wait till the rest of my motorsport people show up.

That's real, industrialized exploitation.

Unfortunately, though, for this to be a "public square", we are going to have to deal with each other. From footballers to furries, Swifties to Cybergoths...

We must all be allowed to have a home.

Likewise:

Imagine being there the first time someone typed out rhe Navy Seal copypasta. Before it was a meme, it was a guy sincerely thinking he was cool and intimidating.

An elegant post for a more civilized age.

Surely it is Space Engineers with the Industrial Overhaul and Water mods.