pitchforksdragon.bsky.social
@pitchforksdragon.bsky.social
I don't know how to delete my account but I'm uninstalling the app on my phone until I 🤷🏼‍♂️ idk. Get my shit together
August 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
My grandfather moving in with me kinda sucks but he sure appreciates my cooking more than anyone else. That deserves Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo, caprese salad, and toasted French bread topped with roasted garlic & honey whipped ricotta. 💪🏼
August 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Had to drive someone to Eureka yesterday so I brought My Dope Daughter on a road trip. Fun times
August 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The 90's had me CONVINCED if we all had cameras 🤳🏼 we'd get more pictures of Bigfoot and UFOs but sadly 🤷🏼‍♂️ nope. Juuuust police brutality. 😜🤣
August 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
There are worse jobs than sipping coffee at a winery
July 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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“You look happier.”

“Thanks, I’m on Bluesky.”
July 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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July 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
It's weird to me how shit happens. you can develop friendships for years and be strangers and strangers can step up and show you who they are and be new friends. It's weird, but it's dope in its own way.
July 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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In what reality should this be a pleasant working experience? Of course it’s a crap job, the work itself is crap. Quit already!
July 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
That's all I got. For venting. I'm going to bed. Quitting alcohol. Mad at the world. Down to two tall cans and I'm a bitter old man yelling at clouds
July 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
It all sucks but this is bluesky. I don't think I've gotten a single like since I've been on this platform 🤷🏼‍♂️ scream into the abyss. Dear diary 😂
July 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I was a dick. I was. But if one of them ever asked me for help I'd drop everything. When I told them I needed help - they didn't care. My "friend" has been trying to make me feel bad about it every day since. 😡 I already feel bad. But I wasn't wrong. I love people who don't give a shit about me.
July 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I'm so tired of my homie hammering me about how I screwed up. I know. I had altitude sickness and almost died. I reached out to my friends. They laughed me off. I got my faculties together and expressed that hurt my feelings - they blamed me. I was a HUGE ASSHOLE AFTER THAT. I regret that. But 🤷🏼‍♂️
July 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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July 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Big Sarge loves goth girls.
July 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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July 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I don't need nobody. Fuck all y'all. Fake ass friends. Routing against me. Praying on my downfall. Couldn't give a shit if I live or die. Fuck all y'all.
June 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM