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pitifulsquid.bsky.social
professional mispeller
@pitifulsquid.bsky.social
ay yo haha how’s it going buddeeee
I’m 21 years old and therefore stupid
get real
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 AM
he doesn’t have the vocal chops to say THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY INTO THE BUILDING
February 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM
emphasis on professional
January 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
DUENDE
January 2, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Japanese speaker here

It says “mario’s bloodline will die with him”
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
There is nothing in my car
December 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
where do bad folks go when they diiiiie
December 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i see. where he should be
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
where’s jimmy saville cryosleep miser
December 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
777 you hit the jackpot
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
did somebody say NU METAL BAND?
*nookie riff*
a man wearing a red hat is reaching out his hand towards the camera
ALT: a man wearing a red hat is reaching out his hand towards the camera
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The $1.50 costco hot dog is an insane but load-bearing piece of american culture
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
it did not, in fact, help
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Maybe there’ll be a vampire this time?
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
And this was the table
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
donkay! wouldja???
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
as a Michigan resident, deserved
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
PRESS R TO RESTART
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Are you sure? Check again
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM